please do
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
didn’t you also set fires in the forbidden cities that killed hundreds of humans…?
The Council keeps trying to arrest me for manslaughter, which is unfair and inaccurate because the people I killed were elves, not men.
Every single brunette ever
Shannon messenger.
Revenge
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specifically in the ways of causing mischief and chaos but very subtle ways of chaos, two socks? Nope I’m taking your left sock. Deja Vu all the time. Can’t find something but suddenly your mom can? Bingo that’s me. Walking into the wrong bathroom? Being ten minutes late for work because you decided to hide your wallet from yourself? That one missing puzzle piece dead center of the puzzle? All of it is me causing minor- but infuriating chaos
You are known as the silent wanderer. Ageless because of time magic. You have lived longer then the oldest of dragons. Cursed to never being able to speak or talk in a way people can understand. But thats OK. Action speaks louder then words ever will.
btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
Linh: rips the rope to shreds with a mini whirlpool and catches herself with more water
Tam: *intimidating the rope*
The baby swans' methods of escaping the Exillium arch are so in character
Keefe: Successfully slips his ankle out of his boot, but doesn't plan past that and ends up crashing to the ground painfully, injuring himself and losing his pants
Dex: Creates an improvised knife from his vest buckles and uses it to cut the rope
Biana: Uses the arch itself to fray the rope
Fitz: backflips onto the arch and unties the rope by hand
Sophie: just straight-up sets fire to the arch. and herself.
(How do you think Tam and Linh did it?)
The best third wheel in most if not all friend groups, 19, she/her
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