Every Time I Listen To “you’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch” I Can’t Help But Sit There And Think “what

Anne Boleyn: Yeah! You should get McDonald’s for the fiesta!

Catherine Parr: *exasperated* You’re not even in this class!

This is an actual conversation that was held in my Spanish class a few days ago.

Cathy, making a video at 3 am: We've all heard the expression "shit or get off the pot," but what if there was a third option? Hi, and welcome to a very weird seminar.

Cathy: Y’all see this bed? It’s soft. It’s comfortable. I’m about to lay down and stay down.

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

Thanks!

Question for y’all…

In your fics, if the alternates are there, why?(I know that sounded rude let me explain) Like, were they also reborn/resurrected/whatever or are they just random people chosen to be alternates? I’m just curious because they are mentioned in a lot of fics but I don’t think I’ve ever seen this explained. ✌🏼

Narrator, focused on Cleves: She only has one plan for this new year, world domination.

Cleves: *Makes a sound of agreement and struts past*

My sense of humor is so destroyed that I said “Hee Yaw” and laughed out loud.

I hate myself.

Anne: 90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

Everytime she’s drunk or just once? I vote every time.

catherine of aragon is a milf