Game Show Host: Name A Yellow Fruit.

“People say I can’t do what I want without college. I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger.”

-Catherine Parr, in her room as everyone else thinks she’s working.

Catherine of Aragon: *dancing along* Slow down, grab your bible, pray like your tryin’ to make your soul revival. Praise the lord, praise the lord.

I just read “hos” as “hoh” and I’ve never been more confused.

Anne: *to Jane (who’s stirring pasta)* that’s what good pussy sounds like.

Jane: *raises spoon* ANNE!!

Katherine: Today I learned that only 20 people have been beheaded in the Tower of London in this century

Anne: But with your help, we can change that. For just a small monthly donation, you can help sacrifice a tourist to old faithful every single day

Parr, holding up a sign which says “www.sacrificeatourist.com.uk”: Please. Any amount will help us get to our goal

Jane, concerned: What the fuck?

Important headcanon:

One time the girls dared Anne to chug pickle juice and she lowkey liked it. Like, it didn't phase her at all.

Anne: aww.. I got kicked out of church. I farted in an envelope and sent it to God.

Aragon: ...

I’m painting

It’s a thing that says “*insert swear word here*”... but in French

I just want to see what tumblr thinks I like

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Do you like other musicals aside from Six? If so, which ones?

Yep!! I love all sorts of Musicals! Some of my favorites are the lightning thief, tuck everlasting, and spelling bee, but I like so many more than just that!!