Do Any Of You EPIC Fans Think That Argos Remembers Athena By Her Scent? One Of My Personal HCs Is That

(MY) EPIC Headcanons

I love Jorge work so much (Suffering/Puppeteer are my favorites). I also like to thank OSP for giving a brief summary of the Odyssey.

After Odysseus kills/murders the suitors he spends a month relaxing with his son and Penelope.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his Uncle Polites/Uncle Eurylochus.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his adventures.

Circe becomes an aunt to Telemachus and a mother figure to Odysseus (Because I said so). Even though Circe doesn't come to Ithaca she sends letters to them.

I'd d like to think Odysseus was a heavy sleeper but became a light sleeper during his adventures.

During the song 'Underworld' Polites was singing open arms, but was holding the baby from the song 'The Infant and the Horse'.

When Ody first met Penelope he LITERALLY tucked a hair behind his ear. Penelope found it cute. Telemachus gets that trait whenever he is flustered & reminds Pene of his father.

Hermes is the Grandfather to Ody. (When researching how Hermes is related to Ody it was tricky and I gave up).

Penelope is the man in the relationship (Change my mind).

Odysseus was scared as shit to go near water because of Poseiden. Took him a few years to heal from that.

Odysseus doesn't know this, but Athena thought Odysseus as a son, a companion, someone closes to her. Even after their falling out, Athena goes out of her way to protect Odysseus. Which is shocking even to the gods. Gods aren't really attacted to mortals.

During Thunder Bringer Zeus actually consider to spare Odysseus crew if Odysseus was to sleep with him (whether he wanted to or not), but Hera intervened. Hera is very protective of men who are very faithful to their partners (Ex: Ody). Plus she knows Odysseus will always stay faithful to Penelope and she loves that about him.

Helena of Troy (after being rescued) had nightmares, even with her husband she's still scared that Paris or any of the trojans coming to get her back to Paris. Menelaus really wanted to rip Paris part by part because of the pain he caused to his wife.

During his childhood, Telemachus would always sleep next to his mother, Telemachus always feared that one of the suitors would violate his mother when he wasn't there to protect her.

Hermes gave Odysseus magic weed- Athena almost beat the shit outta him for that.

(In the Odyssey) Hermes did NOT like Calypso after what she did to Odysseus. Ares had to restrain him from going after Calypso.

Odysseus learned some flirting tips from Circe that he tried to use on Penelope (It didn't work, but he did get a kiss!), Penelope tried the same and Odysseus was a flustered mess.

Athena checks up on Ithaca once n' a while, Odysseus knows this and always left a window opened for the Goddess to watch over his family and kingdom.

While Poseiden was attacking Odysseus for blinding his son, half of it was because he was claimed by Athena, but now because Odysseus wasn't claimed by Athena anymore, Poseiden could do more harm.

Odysseus is a short king (that we almost stan ✨️), he was at the height of his father when he was in his early teens. Odysseus was recored as the shortest king of Ithaca, his son being only 2 inches higher than him.

Odysseus comforted his sister about Eury's death. Eurylochus was married to Odysseus younger sister, Ctimene, making Eurylochus Odysseus brother in law (Odysseus actually helped Eurylochus marry his sister, because he knew Eurylochus was the right and prefect husband for his sister.

(Will update this soon)

The Ballad of Shamura

(Reincarnation AU; Inspired by Annapantsu's Ballad of Sara Berry)

Shamura and their siblings live in Bellawood Forest in a small village that strictly holds onto the Old Faiths teachings. The Leaders of the Old Faiths except every single villager to hold onto those teachings and to teach their children/siblings it.

Everything is alright in the village until a higher up of the Old Faiths comes knocking towards Shamura's door happily declaring that their little sister, Narinder, is chosen to marry Higher Up Leader Jackson's son, The Eagle, Falcon.

Shamura is distraught of course. Narinder was known as the village 'beauty' and 'maiden'. Her beauty was said to even rival Falcon's mother, Eleanor. Even with her third eye Narinder was still beautiful.

One night, Shamura considers leaving the village with their siblings, however, they know that the Higher Ups will come after them. So the next morning they will plan to abandon the village and take their siblings with them away.

However, Shamura has a vision.

A Lamb. A giant 29,032 feet tall Lamb stands in front of them. Wearing a red crown.........................

(Update: COMING SOON)

EPIC Fan Animatiors I know damn well you guys are working on animations as soon as you guys are finished listening to the songs.

I Miss Penelope.

I just realised the more Odysseus keeps talking about him missing Penelope makes me miss her too.

Odysseus: I miss my wife...

Me: Yeah me too.

Odysseus: What.

Me: What?

Me to Odysseus before Zeus thunders the shit out of his crew: Tell Penelope.........that I miss her!

Odysseus: What?- wait- I didn't tell you-

Me: Shut the hell up we all know you talk about missing Penelope. Hell the whole world knows. You take about her in. Your. Sleep. Now I'm starting to miss her too.

Me: *Looks up at Zeus* Ya know- you can kill these other men, just not me and my pal Ody.

Eurylochus/Crew: WHAT?!

Me: *Turns to Odysseus*: I miss Penelope too. I dibs on the first hugs tho-

Odysseus: HEY

"The Archive will be down for 1 hour of maintenance between 9:30-10:30 UTC on Friday, August 16." Is what I got when I checked my Ao3.

Ima either spend my time reading my fics or spending time on tumblr. Maybe both.

Lol tho I'm just telling anyone who didn't get this yet

Damn he's hot-

that one troy interview on tiktok but it’s hermes and also I drew it and now it has subtitles

New AU: In Another Life? Explanation: Narinder (Along with her siblings) gets reincarnated into a new life (In our modern world, tho its a thousand years later in the game). In Cultopia (Lame ass name I'm sorry), lives the shrine/church of the Lamb; also known as The God of Death. Along with their 'brother' The Executioner; Aka The Goat; The God of War/Wisdom. However, Narinder always felt uneasy near the shrine/church. Whenever Narinder and her siblings pass by the church/shrine, Narinder swears she can see eyes on her back everytime! But her siblings dismissed it as paranoia. (But she swears she can feel possessive eyes behind her back)

"Narinder"

"Five thousand footsteps in your wet dress"

"Back to the house with your arms round my neck"

"We drank pork soda with tangled legs"

"I won’t forget how you looked at me then"

"I know I'm no sweet prince of love"

"Those times that we got drunk"

"Maybe Jamaica rum"

"Maybe some Jonnie Dub"

"Maybe you still think of us"

"Phone buzz, and still I jump"

"Why don't I say it then?"

"I want you all the time"

"Narinder."

"Why can’t we laugh now like we did then?"

"How come I see you and ache instead?"

"How come you only look pleased in bed?"

"Let's climb the cliff edge and jump again!"

[Pineapples are in my head](Pineapples are in my head)

Got nobody 'cause I’m brain-dead (Got nobody 'cause I’m brain-dead)

Pineapples are in my head (Pineapples are in my head)

Got nobody 'cause I’m brain-dead (Got nobody 'cause I’m brain-dead)

"NARINDER!"

"Yes Shamura?"

(End Note: This has LambNariGoat because I want this cat to be sandwiched between these two)

Will update this when I have the time/motivation

Soos is his nickname???

Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez <- thats Soos full name. When did they come up with the nickname Soos??

TGCF and SVSSS Crossover (Or aus)

Mobei Jun or Shen Yuan (Or both lol) being the sons of He Xuan and Shi Qingxuan, (Maybe a bit of spice of Shen Jiu being the son of Shi Wudu). Also HuaLian being the parents of Luo Binghe. Also also Liu Qingge & Liu Mingyan being the son and daughter of FengQing

He Xuan did another way of revenge, marrying the man that ruined your lifes little brother.

(Maybe with a bit of Liujiu, Bingyuan, and Moshang).

Guess who's been playing Cookie Run Kingdom for 4 months? MMEEEEEEE

For some reason I must have incredibly luck because I now have 2 ancients (Pure Vanilla & White Lily), and three Elementals (Sea Fairy & Moonlight & Wind Archer).

I was WTF I now have three elementals?????

I now met Healer Cookie so I am continuing the levels.