Oh To Be A Crazy Powerful Protagonist In A I-thought-it-was-five-books-but-its-twenty-fuck-the-pyramid-scheme

I have a ton of receipts and use them in my collages

My dream oh my goodness

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

I fuckin love this fandom, as small as it is

I don't care about quantity, but quality. And holy do you guys make good quality posts this is delicious thank you for the meal yum yum

general headcanons related to this post because I've started and I can't stop.

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The energy to make magic is stored in the soul, while the mechanism to realise magic is in the body. Whether or not you are a Makar is tied to your soul, but a soul without a body cannot make magic.

A soul is naturally adept at using its tethered body (even as infants), but for the body to use the soul, one needs training. In a fight-flight scenario, the soul will command the body to do the magic needed to protect oneself, but to do magic consciously takes practice. __________________________________________________________

Mages are aware of the tether between soul and body, which is why they cremate their dead. They don't know much more than that there is a tether (maybe if they didn't kill all their Makars they'd know some more but ah well)

This is also why reviving a dead person only works if you have the soul and the body, thus why Joseph preserves Con's body.

That's why Con can't use chaos through Call's body until after his body is burned. Because some part of his soul is still sorta tethered to his original body.

M could not do magic at all after hopping into Janusz's body until his original body was cremated. He absolutely panicked about it at first. I'm literally undecided as to whether he even knows that burning bodies gives free-floating souls their magic back. __________________________________________________________

Call is an earth mage. Not a metal mage like his parents, though. I imagine him pulling up pillars of rock from the ground and moving them around. He is not a chaos mage. He does successfully trick a lot of people, though.

If you look hard, you can see Call's blue eyes shift to blue-grey whenever he "uses" chaos magic (that's Con showing). __________________________________________________________

Aaron, Con and Call wake up M in Gold Year. M is the one who teaches Con how to crack and move souls successfully. Con cracks Alex's soul, and pushes Aaron and himself in Alex's body. M also expected to make the jump, but Aaron and Con worked together to keep him in Call's body.

If M made the jump, he would have had huge control over the body. Without M, Aaron and Con have shared custody of the body, and Alex kinda just sits there.

Post-Gold Year, Call and M make 1.5 souls, while Alex, Aaron, and Con make 0.5 souls.

That you are the friend that eats everything and that you're clinically insane

what do you guys oomfs think its the PRINCIPAL thing to know about me? (im think about doing a meet the artist, just to try to get out of the block 💔

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

What the actual frick

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Sorry if this is awkward but are you free every morning for the next 70 years? I’d love to get some coffee if you’re available.

Gay people can't fucking just say "I love you". It's always "build me a portal" "you're perfectly imperfect" "at least we're going to die together" JUST KISS EACHOTHER ON THE LIPS ALREADY

To be known is to be seen, to be seen is to be alive and I crave life since the womb