I Temporarily Forgot That Being A Historian Was One Of The Things I Decided Might Want To Go To College

the rage i'll feel if marvel decides to retcon the uncle ben thing will be immeasurable

guys please i can't scroll my feed casually anymore all the art is too horny stop it 😭😭😭

i had a dream that i went to dinner with my girlfriend and her family and they didn't like me but i also vividly remember not understanding their social queues whatsoever so i couldn't tell that they didn't like me until they started talking shit about me to my face

also this one guy that's kinda just been following me around in my dreams was there and offered me a seat at his table

Mallorie stole a cheesy hot dog and has been growling over it for 5 minutes now. 

homosexual activities are now occuring ehehehehehe

i dont think they understand that the only thing that can get me out of my room to talk to them is them asking for me to and the only way ill forgive them is if they apologize. it doesnt even need to be sincere or heartfelt or a promise, i just want an apology. every single time theyve come into my room to give me water to ask me something, ive answered happily, so im not locking them put or anything. i just want them to say theyre sorry and then we can move on

my parents fucked up a couple of days ago and theyve been trying to buy back my affection with food and soda and like valiant effort but i just want an apology. in the mean time i will enjoy these rangoons while i work

i have been in a discord call learning about the roman empire for an hour now and ive never been more interested in history

coming back to tumblr after way too long being on other platforms is embracing the reblog/liking culture of literally just do what you want there is no meaningful algorithm to appease and that right there is true freedom

a running joke between my best friend (cis guy) and me (trans nonbinary) is he'll ask me to rank a group of characters/people from most to least transphobic and one time he had me rank every named character in the spiderman ps4 game. everything was going smoothly, everything correct, and then i got to screwball and had to reconcile my deep hatred for her with the fact that she is 100% absolutely trans. it was a dark day.

despite it being my name and favorite color, i routinely forget how blue is spelled