Thinking About That Time Charles Boyle Referred To The Godfather As “the Diane Keaton Movie”

have you ever had a pomegranate so good you understood the entire myth of hades and persephone? like yes girl, i too would spend half a year in the underworld for but a few seeds.

casually mentioning hozier in my linguistics essay because i believe that his work should be studied. academically.

for someone who claims to know an awful lot about greek mythology figures/relates to them, dorian gray sure does not seem to grasp the significance of hubris and its fatal consequences.

He’s been trying to tell us all along

Ron stupefying Peter Pettigrew with a Red Vine will never not be funny.

“I forgive you” “don’t bother” and “I love you” “it’ll pass” forever ruined me.

Me: “I think I’ll start reading Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage! It seemed pretty good from the excerpts Ive read in English class”

Also me: *literally googling every other word in the first Canto*

she camu’ed on my albert till I absured

Jack be like “how’d you feel about killing a few folk? Don’t worry, no one real important and no one who’d be missed.” And it’s your father.

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