Thecryptideinthecorner - Say_hello_to_the_cryptide

old dog who is so submissive and chippable, is this anything

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

*opens the icemav ao3 tab* *cracks knuckles* oh yeah, i'm gonna know so much useless shit about the usa navy when i'm done with this

au where the 16th fear is homophobia

When they're both predator :

My brain : Greaaaaaat

People think that 457 is a predator/prey ship, but it's not.

It's persistence predator / ambush predator.

Proof:

my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

The french seething about "le wokisme" is such a baffling thought to me. The fuck are you mad about people having pronouns when your fucking bedside table has gendered pronouns. How do you get mad about what other people want to be called when you've lived your whole entire life without ever not even once misgendering a pair of pants.