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She Fell Hard

Journal Entry #2 - Once she learned your buddy had the hots for her, she dove in head first.

Ever since I had given her the heads up that my friend was thinking of asking her out she couldn’t wait to do something together. When he suggested we go to the local fair she was super excited.

They started by talking a bit in the car and some small flirting while I drove us there. I could see the lust in her eyes and that little lip bite she would do when looking at me told me she was very into this idea.

As the night went on they spent more time talking and flirting and soon they were holding hands. By the time we got onto a ride for a nice view she was on his lap making out with him right in front of me.

I could see he was a bit nervous kissing her with me there but after I snapped a pic of them he knew it was cool and pulled her in closer. Her breathing picked up and she moaned his name as he kissed up and down her neck. A quick glance to her eyes before she nodded let him slip his hand down her pants and push his fingers inside her.

Upon parting for the night she gave him the biggest hug and a long lusty kiss as he slapped her ass goodbye. As we drove off her face was flushed and she could not stop talking about him. I knew she fell hard for my friend and encouraged her to take up a relationship with him. She loved the idea, but wanted to spend time with him alone next time to get to know him better. I agreed and told her I would set it up with him.

My biggest, scariest, craziest, most excitement-producing, most anxiety-provoking fantasy. (H risking pregnancy would be my second biggest, and vice versa for her, at least in terms of how they make us feel.) It’s something we’ve talked about since we started discussing open relationships, despite only talking about it as a serious possibility for the past few months.

She loves teasing me with it, and I love how she gets when she does. As I wrote this in fact, she kissed and stroked and grinned. I can’t believe how lucky I am to have her in my life.

- M