Drinking Alcohol With A Cut On The Inside Of Your Cheek Is An Extreme Sport

The worst it can do is nothing I guess.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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‘If youre really an animal why are you a human’ ridiculous question. I am a bearer of The Curse. Obviously

I love animals that look like stupid little guys. Just completely brainless. My favorite

https://www.bangkokpost.com

Critically endangered Sumatran rhino birth in Indonesia

JAKARTA - A Sumatran rhino has been born in western Indonesia, officials said Monday, a rare sanctuary birth for the critically endangered a

Wow what a beautiful baby idiot

i think bedframes are anti-human devices because how do i jump on my bed like a child without crushing my skull on the ceiling now. what if i wanted to test out my whimsy hello

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

My sister's dog is a malamute mix, and while he's not quite as large, he got all the malamute fur. "Sister dearest," I say, "your carpet is lying on me again." Meanwhile, I struggle to breathe.

Guys I just searched a tag on ao3 and got no results. I'm simultaneously like oo look at me having creative thoughts, and also I just wanna read fanfic.

Due to being unable to know when I'll be able to eat, there is no breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I simply "do the food thing." My whole family calls it that.

Reblog with what you renamed *activity done because of disability or CI*

For example, i call putting on kinesiology tape 'disability arts and crafts'

I didn't know whether to call it eating or drinking bc it's drinkfood so i started calling it feeding. Like a vampire. Because it's a liquid diet. I think i'm very funny

May I suggest: lying down on the ground staring at the ceiling.