Baby Snowshoe Hare By Tim Rains (DenaliNPS On Instagram)

“That’s Miss March Hare Alice!

At least I assume it’s Alice correct?“

"Hi, I'm The March Hare!"

Hєℓℓσ, Mя. Mαяcн Hαяє, нσω αяє уσυ?

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Blackberry Cheesecake

TAGGED

[Nomoreears] Yes I am late...let everyone know that butter really can't fix a watch…

Anyway on to the questions @The-mighty-sorceress tagged me in! 

Rules: Answer the 20 questions so your followers can get to know you better, and tag 20 people you would like to know better

Name: Sorry tis a secret

Nickname(s): Dirty, Marchie, Ozzy

Zodiac Sign: Libra

Height: 5’5'

Languages spoken: Americanized English

Nationality: American

Favorite fruit: Cherries! 

Favorite season: Summer, I adore the heat

Favorite scent(s): Hmm, I guess just the scent of my room? Old books, perhaps. I like a lot scents, as long as they aren't too strong I like them.

Favorite color: Aqua blue

Favorite animal(s): I love so many different kinds of animals! Mostly rodents and house cats if I have to pick.

Favorite fictional character(s): DC comics: Jervis Tetch (obviously), Shauna Belzer, Kryb, The Riddler, Marvel: Mr.Sinister, Emma Frost, Dust, Storm.There are a lot more, but those are the first that come to mind, at least for these two comic studios. Hellboy, is another. 

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Water! Honestly, out of all these options I'd still rather have water.

Number of blankets you sleep with: Three and one for a pillow/snuggles

When was your blog created: This one I've had for a pretty long time. Can't remember maybe three years? Four max

Favorite subject(s): English, Film, psychology, and I'm really getting into Teratology

Currently watching: JoJo bizarre adventures Golden wind.

Favorite band(s): Alvaro Solar, Alexander Rybak, Paramore, etc

Instruments played: None, I have no musical talent

Favorite books: oh I have too many. Original Grimm fairytales, Aesop tales, Catwoman (dollhouse), Secret Six (2015), Batman Dark knight Ventriloquist #1

Let's see tagging: 

@SebastianShaw @mistress-of-fear @thiscrimsonsoul @ramwrites 

@babydxhl 

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN

"How very true, especially with how antisocial quite a few of our colleagues are. As long as we stay out of their hair they stay out of ours, right?"

Chuckling Hare took a sip of her tea. Alright nothing to be concerned with, odd how mind control and murderous colleagues became a norm for her so quickly.

"If I recall you also work with hypnotics? How does yours work?"

Despite having first hand experience on what Tetches tech entailed Hare had no idea how it actually worked. Perhaps Meisters could give her an insite.

@themarchinghare

“Jervis? Are you here?” Music Meister poked his head through the doorway, looking around before stepping into the Hatter’s latest hideout. Between composing and organising his next ‘performance’, the maestro had grown bored and decided to visit his acquaintance. However he didn’t seem to be around at present.

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Gotham Slang

Okay, so I’ve recently realized that us Gothamites have developed the world’s most bizarre vernacular and literally no one outside the city can understand half the stuff we say. As such, in an attempt to be helpful I’ve put together a few examples with translations and sometimes origins:

Riddle me this (do I need to explain this? when you want someone to explain something)

Flip a coin (not used the way other people use it - it serves as more of a abstract threat about getting mad eg. “Don’t make me flip a coin!”)

Pull a Harley (fall in love way too deeply way too quickly)

More [something] than scars (when there is a large amount of [something] - because have you ever looked at Zsasz?)

Like finding Alice (used when something’s hard to find - it’s the equivalent of the saying “Like finding a needle in a haystack”)

Get umbrella-ed (get murdered, usually specifically mob-related; named for that infamous incident when Penguin killed a dude with an umbrella)

[text] How can you not remember??? [text] One of the rabbit girls must’ve lost her mask because the police found your hideout. [text] you’re ok right, no injuries???

[text;] I'm so worried please text back please please please

[ t e x t ] i ’ m here , i think i am okay .

[ t e x t ] where are you ?

[ t e x t ] what happened ?

[ t e x t ] why were you so worried ?

[ t e x t ] my memory is failing me