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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

NOOO YOU FAKE BITCHES

Can we just appreciate how Panchito and José recognize Donald's nobility of heart and praise him for it while declaring themselves not worthy of being in his proximity? I love moments like this!

These are scenes from the comic titled "three caballeros ride again" by Don Rosa.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING IN A JOURNAL, BUT AS YOU CAN TELL FROM MY LAST POST, I AM NOT.

Feeling nostalgic idk

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

I'm gonna make Donald win this if it's the last thing I do

(starts raising his hand before everyone else, just less confident about it than his classmates)

(remembers nearly all of the gibberish password that was told to him in a rush, only forgets the last two characters)

(replicates moves that he's only seen once (yes he also replicated RIPeter's move but I'm not screenshotting that bc it's long and complicated))

(figures out how to immobilize a guy that could escape any enclosure/trap)

(notices something is up/off with Gwen immediately, politely follows her lead and doesn't dig into it)

(continuation of above: realizes she's hiding something about her mission from him, decides to spy on her to figure out what)

(has information the Spider Society doesn't; figures out what the Spot is doing before any of them do)

(action plan made in 0.2 seconds)

(keeps up with what Miguel (a scientist from the future who has at least a year and a half of hands-on experience with the multiverse) is talking about)

(mentally calculates the timing of a giant spinning machine so that he can pass through safely and none of the Spiders can follow him)

(lmaooo you cannot do the same move twice on him, he learns too fast)

(this one speaks for itself. he really did have a plan)

(remembers how to use the Go Home Machine after seeing it be used once)

(immediately figures out why he's in the wrong dimension)

in conclusion, please never say/imply that:

Miles is not on the same academic level as other Spider-nerds

Miles is less capable in fighting/combat than other Spider-people

Miles is not as good at strategy than other Spider-people

Miles is too naive/childish/optimistic to have practical intelligence or pick up on when something bad is going on under the surface

Miles's smaller amount of experience means he is generally less competent/capable than other Spider-people

EVER again ok thank you!!!!

Saw Cats the musical on sunday, is the Queer lusty spotted cat gay for the Lil magic black cat, or was that just something the actors at my theater wanted us to think?

she has done so much for society.