Sexual Deviancy

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I told my half-brother I wanted him to take my virginity for my 18th birthday. He slid into me right at midnight and now he makes sure to be inside me at least once every 24 hours. I’m so glad he was my first. https://t.co/jkCig6ryNU

I am recruiting cum sluts.

Doesn’t matter if you are single, taken, engaged, or married.  Doesn’t matter if you are a swinger, swapper, hotwife, or cheater.  Doesn’t matter if you are experienced or wanting to learn all there is to know.  Let me tell you a little about myself and what makes me such a confident fuck.  So I’ve been a poet, a singer, an artist, a warrior, trained many other warriors, traveled around the world a dozen times, dabbled in half a dozen languages and le parkour, ascended mountains on multiple continents, bought my first dream vehicle, enjoyed many dozens of girls I was interested in (many of those experiences being in public, dangerous, and off-limits places), studied rocket science (aerospace engineering), business management, and computer science, gotten my first master’s degree, begun my PhD work, earned the equivalent of many more through field work, completed marathons and ultra-marathons, built my business website, drafted my corporation’s business plan, created two versions of my curriculum vitae, written ten novels (with several other books now in the works), and am soon to be a published author.  I’ve photographed everything well done that I’ve encountered, found across the Internet just as many photographs and other images of all the things I’m interested in, and combined all the things that thrill me into the completed design for the most artistic and pollution-free city in history.  I’ve written my own Declaration of Independence and Constitution, an expansion to the Kama Sutra, my memoirs, and a list of hundreds of ways for girls to sexily enter a room (inspired by a list of 105 ways which were only hinted at, never more than two being described, in one of my favorite series of novels).  I have designed the curricula for multiple schools, including a university and academy, all the way up from the first grade through doctoral studies in multiple majors.  I have even designed the most well furnished sex dungeons on the planet (and had a basic one when I was living on the California coast).  I love what I do and have done, and now I’m looking forward to meeting the people who share my dream and passions.  If you’d like to know more, send me a message and we’ll plan a call or lunch.  That includes if you are a compatible girl who just wants a good fuck, though I prefer threesomes and orgies as icebreakers, followed by being fuckbuddies.  Girls, if you are educated, fit, submissive yet sexually aggressive, and ache to drink cum by the cup and bowlful, and if you enjoy being a sexy little helper for a man building a remote resort and corporate empire, step right up, strip right down, and stand tall and proud for inspection.  That way I will know you are sane enough to do some business with, should we decide that is the next level.  Can’t allow any sexual tension now; that would just be childish.  Tell your sexy girlfriends:  The Auz is back in town.

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some girls say they are cum sluts or cum whores, but have they ever been dunked in a bucket full of the stuff? Have they ever snorted lines of it off a table? Has any one of them ever found a way to synthesize it and fill up an entire bathtub with it? Some girls might LIKE cum TO AN EXTENT, but most haven't pushed the limits of their stomachs by swallowing more than 1.5 pints of it. I want to see a girl who rolls her eyes back into her head at the very smell of it, and injects it into both of her southern holes with a turkey baster while rinsing out her mouth with a cupful -every morning and evening. There are ancient Indian (India, not Native American) legends of cave realms that have rivers of cum. Now THAT is being a cum slut. Maybe I should enslave some girls and take them down there once/if I find those places. ...Or make rivers of cum right up here.

Is this true fkn-a ❓

And handle the beast 😏

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