Me And Who?

Is that you ?

I believe this is a great time for a lesson in pronunciation!

A fjord is a long, narrow inlet of the sea, the phonetic spelling of which being "fyôrd".

A ford is a portion of a body of water that is shallow enough to easily walk through, the phonetic spelling of which is "fôrd". This one is also my name.

For simpler pronunciation, fjord is "f-your-d", and Ford is "four-d".

Something you're never going to be allowed to use. I shared one with Fiddleford in college.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

if I were to bite your ear, would I also become moss?

asking for a friend

Most likely. But do not do that. I will simply moss you instead. Congratulations, you are helping the moss spread.

hvae you herd the Weird News of Bill Cipher our overlord

First Anon

Ugh, not another one of you cultists. I have no interest in any "weird news".

Yooo! Paranormal Bottom! What's up?

You all think this is funny, don't you? If one more person calls me that, I am going to explode.

D:

First Anon

>:)

Does your husband have a Tumblr account?

If he does, he hasn't told me about it. He seems to be very anti-social-media. Even after everything that happened, he still has a bit of paranoia.

✨️💅❤️⚠️🥚

I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

The kind we put up around the Shack that kept Bill out.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.