Thesoupcanner - The Soup Can

…Andrew and Neil moved like they were caught in each other’s gravity, in each other’s space more than they were out of it, cigarette smoke and matching armbands and lingering looks when one fell out of orbit for too long…

Spookies.

Honey what’s wrong you haven’t even touched your spookies (spirk cookies)

I like Gimli/Legolas not because of Gimli or Legolas but because it forces Aragorn to grimly third-wheel all the way from Rivendell to Mordor.

saw some shitty ai thing of ‘kurt cobain at 56’ that was him aged up or whatever which aside from being extremely poor taste and disrespectful i think he’d be a woman by now. who said that

Just watched someone put a bag of cheez its on top of cottage cheese. Baffled and scared.

I need someone to write a fanfiction where Eren is with the Scouts and it’s his birthday so they all ask him how old he’s turning. The thing is, Eren doesn’t know how to count and has no clue what number comes after 15 so he has to try and avoid answering them while subtly figuring out how old he is.

queen shit

I keep thinking about the Foxes taking a camping trip and learning that they can never take Neil Josten into the woods. He will 100% regress into a survivalist and Andrew is no help because watching Neil make his own tools to chop down a tree is not something Andrew Minyard is going to stop. Not when he can watch.

“You still don’t know how to sort your wash properly but you’ve domesticated a turkey.” - Allison Probably.