Because The Siblings Powers Are Evolving, What If Five Can Turn Back The Time On Things Other Than People.

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Enjoy... whatever this is- but anywho I’ve been thinking about this for approximately a week-

can you imagine living in 1963 Dallas and you're just minding your own business, probably on the way to do errands when you find the largest human being you've ever seen in your entire life being yelled at by a child in a fancy school uniform, and said child just blurts out I'M THE DADDY HERE with all the conviction in his tiny body, and later on, just when you think things can't get any weirder, you find out on the news that the man is a suspected terrorist/kidnapper/killer with four other accomplices and the child is apparently their hostage, i mean really what a wILD DAY

Vanya Hargreeves goes to therapy.

I spent an embarrassing amount of time on this…Let’s see how well I do

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Would you be interested in (girlboss) Harold Jenkins appearing in Season 3?

im gonna be totally real with you. i crack a lot of jokes here on butchvanya dot tumblr dot edu but im serious about this one. i ABSOLUTELY want (girlboss) harold jenkins to appear in season three because i think it would be very funny. i want to see vanya kill him again. like yeah yeah he didn’t do All That Hogwash in this timeline and ‘boohoo don’t kill someone for a crime they didn’t commit’ but consider: im a lesbian and i would like to see it. season two neglected a Key Aspect of vanya’s character which is that deep down she’s fucking furious all the time. she is so so angry and i would like to see it used for productive purposes, i.e. killing her abusive ex a second time just because she can. we were ROBBED of vanya jumping on reginald’s back like a spider monkey and tearing him limb from limb in a light supper and i would like to see leonard PISSbody get destroyed a second time to make up for it. 

there’s no way to know if he has the same relationship with the sparrow academy as he did with the umbrella academy but. i do not care. i want vanya to see him from across the street and run over and drop kick him before she even has one (1) rational thought. i want him to have no idea who she is. i want his last thought to be wondering why and how a tiny lesbian he’s never seen before in his life is telekinetically throwing him into traffic. i want this all to be played for comedy. i want it to add absolutely nothing to the plot. i want it to be an isolated scene that is never once revisited in the rest of the season. i want all the siblings to watch approvingly. 

so yes to answer your question: i would be very interested

“I like to think that Vanya is autistic and that’s why she has troubles using her powers cause she hypersensitive to sound”

 Feeling cute. Might start an apocalypse (or two) later, idk.  

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