Why Is Norrell's Crib Called Hurtfew? HURT FEW??? BRO YOU HURT MANY

Someone needs to study the way Lascelles acts towards the men he wants to fuck.

insert the "if i had a nickel" meme here or whatever

Trying to win an argument;

“Ride the Ghost Train”

© David Yarrow, 2022

all the moons of 2024

Trying to win a second argument (same person):

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

they call her Arabella Woodhope the way they wood hope she found a better man (me)

Stinkhorn Phallus impudicus ('egg' and mature form)

"ravenous is like hannibal but a western" sure but consider this. hannibal tries to seduce will by presenting him with bizarre, lofty moral dilemmas and religious allegories, whereas ives is just kind of annoying boyd until he says something along the lines of "you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up" prompting ives to respond by saying something which essentially boils down to "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid"