Thexfile4o4 - The_X_file

"They were never meant to cross paths, but it's amazing they did."

Girls will be boys

Boys will be girls

Fascists will 💖 be shot💖

Very beautiful, very powerful

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.

That second photo is almost a man, alas it has feathers :(

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING