Raindrops On Kittens And Whiskers On Roses Transgender Furries In Sexualized Poses Newspaper Clippings

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

Embrace the cringe.

Write weird fanfic.

Read weird fanfic.

Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head

Ravens can talk!🐦‍⬛

Video by”Paige Bucalo”

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.