Iida: I Live On Tea At This Point. It’s Calming, Makes Me Seem Responsible, Can Severely Injure Someone

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Jirou: Can you sew?

Momo: Yes, why?

Jirou: I tore my dress

Momo: Oh babe I’ll get you a new one.

Some new ao3 author: Idk, I’m nervous about posting fics, especially without a beta, plus they’re pretty short…

Me, sitting atop my pile of 20+ mini fics, 90% of them unbetad and cringe: DO IT!

Sometimes a trio is you, your practically-sibling, and her boyfriend-who-doesn’t-know-he’s-her-boyfriend

Kaminari: Road work ahead?

Iida, sighing loudly: Uh, yeah I sure hope it does.

Kaminari as That One Post I Saw

Kaminari: Bad news, Aizawa locked us out of the gym and left his keys in there

Kaminari: Good news, we don't have to wait for one of the other teachers to let us in.

Kaminari: Bad news, Aizawa is concerned why I know how to pick locks. I can't bear to explain how eight year old me thought it was a good way to get friends

Kaminari: Good news, a cute girl saw me do it and might think it's cool

Kaminari: Bad news, it's Jirou, she's a lesbian, and she's seen me fall out a tree after I short circuited, cry because a deer was too small, and knows I can ride a unicycle.

October art challenge! I can't draw but maybe you can.

Kaminari: And that is why schools need to take neurodivergent students into account.

The Mcdonalds lady giving him his nuggets: Sir are you ok?

Prank war continues

Kaminari: If I hear another song that has to do with electricity I will commit arson

Sero: Mina’s vengeance?

Kaminari: Yes. I now have a new prank to plan.