Some Strange And Somewhat Specific Shipping Dynamics Because I Have Nothing Useful On The Brain

Some strange and somewhat specific shipping dynamics because I have nothing useful on the brain

First up, polyamory - The one who insults important people chaotically, the one who insults important people in a refined way, and the one who apologizes for them both.

Next up! - A bisexual god/goddess and the pathetic skinny sweetheart of a husband/wife they picked (bonus points for more popular but less nice contenders. Bi Wife Energy from Cringe and the Lizards)

Third - The Chosen One who hates being the chosen one and the person who's the reason they're willing to put up with being a hero.

Number four - The one who's always annoyed at them for getting distracted and the distracted one who's actually acutely aware of the annoyed one. Ex. "You're so busy watching the cat chase a butterfly I could confess my love and you wouldn't notice" B, who knew exactly what they said: "What was that?" B is just waiting for the moment to reveal they know

5 - The wine aunt and the literal parent. Wine aunt typically has the basic "You all go play while I drink mimosas. The only rules are don't get yourselves killed, don't go to prison, and don't bother me." Parent is Actual Responsible Adult. Wine aunt will step in if the parent gets overwhelmed, but most of the time it's just their Very Different Styles of Parenting. (Bonus points if they get together parent trap style)

six - The burnt-out kid who doesn't see the point but gets As anyway and the class clown who is determined to get them to take a break. (Best done if burnt-out is tutoring class clown for Reasons, extra bonus if burnt-out seems like a teacher's pet at first glance)

Seventh, another poly - The one with chronic pain and their two 'nurses'. One is doing So Much Research and trying Their Best to help them deal but doesn't know anything and the other who's done this before is laid back and sorta goes 'yeah i know a guy and eventually I'll remember to tell you but until then try x". Person with chronic pain loves both them and their care styles deeply.

Number 8 - Content creator and the one who beats content out of them with a stick, but out of love.

9 - The one who has 50,000 unread messages from the chat(s) they are in and the one who's always on the chat that keeps them up-to-date so they never have to open their chat messages.

And the final dynamic - The immortal/god who's gotten tired of immortality and wants their immortality and the one who's reshowing them the wonders of the world. (This one can be very tragic. Bonus points if immortal is secretly like 'once they die I die. Until then, I'll hold on.' :,D)