Sorry to all the people who don’t have the same fixations as me
ANYWAY in Honkai Star Rail Jingliu (after fighting Yanqing the first time) goes “this is my nephew” and just shows up to harass Yanqing sometimes and meanwhile he’s like “you are a wanted criminal and I will arrest you given the opportunity”. Also Jingliu will take Yanqing on “field trips” where she drags him places by threatening terrorism if he doesn’t cooperate. He hates it. She’s having so much fun teaching her ‘nephew’ things. Also she’s slightly more gentle teaching him than she was with Blade and Jing Yuan (though still violent) because she thinks she should be able to ‘spoil’ him.
Kaminari: I can get away with saying almost anything because it’s all considered a joke.
Kaminari: One time I yelled that Endeavour was a prime example of hero brutality and though we shouldn’t hate heroes something needs to be done about the brutality
Kaminari: Todoroki laughed.
Bakugou: You’re a moron
Kaminari: I prefer the term ‘low on braincells’
Mina: Should I take a nap?
Shinsou: The answer is yes and will always be yes.
You thought the prank wars were over but you were wrong.
Mina: Will you quit?
Sero, with a long suffering sigh: What now?
Kaminari, gleefully pointing to a sheep: Fluffy horse with long ears.
Mina: He’s intentionally misidentifying creators to annoy me.
Kaminari, pointing to dark shadow: What a weird dog.
Quit giving gay guys the plot of being dumb and not realizing their feelings aren’t platonic while giving the lesbians the tragic romances. Every lesbian I know is dumb as bricks and doesn’t know you’re flirting unless you ask them out on a date and specify it’s a date. Meanwhile gay guys will speed run the five stages of grief about their crushes because they’ve decided that even if their feelings were returned the romance would ruin them both.
You’re depicting the types of stupidity in gay people wrong and I’m tired of trying to find accurate gay and lesbian fiction that reflects the struggles of reality.
Wanted: Some sanity
Reward: A mentally stable me who can actually handle trauma
Villain: Time is an illusion and the universe is a scam! Why are you still playing at good?
Deku: Because being mean makes me feel bad.
Bakugou: Did he just..?
Mina, jokingly: The entirety of human philosophy right there
Rude.
“By the moon and the stars, by the sun and the sky, I curse thee to fucking
Tokoyami: Master of discourse, what is your wisdom?
Kaminari: Hehe ADHD go brr.
A conversation between my friends:
Person A: *eating m&ms*
Person B: hey! I called the m&ms in your mouth!
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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