Frankly I Wish Gepard Was Characterized More Often As Being Fucking Exhausted, Dealing With The Horrors,

Art by Essi Välimäki

Bakusquad taste in music, based on the playlists I made for them:

Bakugou - panic at the disco and fall out boy. A little bit of mcr and other random songs.

Kaminari: It’s a bit of a mix of things that interest him. A bunch of electric songs ironically and a lot of pop songs.

Mina: A mix of female pop artists she likes.

Sero - A mix of 80s and indie music

Kirishima - A lot of motivation/workout songs. He mostly listens to music when he trains.

Kaminari, playing with Koda’s dog: Whoozagoodboy

Koda: He says you are

Kaminari, tearing up: He’s the best boy and I thank him.

Mina: How are you today?

Kirishima, watching Bakugou pass by: Gay

Mina: ?

Kirishima: I mean ok!

YOU hates terfs

Before you were anything, you were a mother.

When the universe began it was you, and the earth was the first of your children. The seas, the skies, everything that walked the earth was your precious offspring. Humanity, however, were the children you were closest with, made in your own image.

The earth could not remain young forever, and as it grew it began to become too much for you to handle on your own. And so, like every god must, you collected followers. Humans who would take responsibility to do your work. In exchange you promised to reward them, giving them whatever they desired.

Children, however, are imperfect, and humanity is no exception. When promised whatever they want selfishness begins to take over, and time and time again that selfishness has stung. For every three steps forward your followers took to helping you maintain the earth, they took one step back with their selfish wishes. Eventually it felt like a chore, to reward them. It no longer felt like a gift to your children but a betrayal of them. Still, a promise is a promise.

When your next follower came forth to receive their gift, you were already prepared for the worst. They had suffered greatly, and those who suffer greatly have the most pain to inflict back on the world. It comes as a surprise, however, when they instead ask for the warmth of a parent’s embrace.

When you wrap your arms around your follower, this broken child whose only desire is to be loved, you begin to remember. You begin to remember that while humans can be selfish and broken they are still your children who wish for guidance and love. You remember that your followers are still young in the eyes of the universe, and do not know how to not be creatures focused on themselves. You remember and you forgive, and you remind yourself and the earth that you are the mother of everything.

Before you were anything, you were a mother, and a mother you shall stay until the end of time.

You are a patron deity that physically appears before your followers in order to reward them for loyal service. Usually, they like to fulfill their darkest desires, so you’re completely caught off guard when one of them asks to feel "the embrace of a parent."

Mina: What are you doing here? Don’t you have something better to do?

Kirishima: You’re the one who brought me here against my will

You should never be allowed outside

it’s dangerous to go alone! take this

Kaminari: Anything you can do I can do gayer

Jirou: I can do anything gayer than you

Kaminari: No you can’t

Jirou: Yes I can

Kaminari: No you can’t

Jirou: Yes I can, yes I can!

Kaminari: I can get a looker with the greatest zinger

Jirou: I can get one quicker and be even slicker

Kaminari: I can do almost anything

Jirou: Can you really drive?

Kaminari: No?

Jirou: Neither can I.

Sero, narrarating: They went on to rewrite the entire song

(I know this isn’t really the song but oh well)