Reading A Fic Where Waxer's Facial Hair Is Called A "soul Patch" And Then Wondering At The History Of

george lucas couldn’t do it

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

Anakin is Orpheus by Vincent Lima and padme is Orpheus by Sara Bareilles yeah I get you

brain blast. Orpheus and Eurydice but it’s anakin and padme. Do you see my vision. He looked back. Do you get me

what do you think the gay nightlife scene is like on Tatooine

Just discussed Star Wars with a friend who has never watched the German dub, but since we were speaking German they didn't want to switch languages so they just very confidently called Sidious "Kaiser Palpatine"

such a huge fan of whatever the hell syril and dedra have going on right now in andor. syril is such a freak and dedra is just chill with it? protective over it? kinda into it? they are the cringest freakest losers the galaxy has ever seen. he spent last season stalking and obsessing over her and now they live together. he buys groceries and she pets his face. he face plants on her bed and she goes Awwwww. and he is still so awkward but she is just as awkward? obsessed with the shot of them just standing silently in the living room not looking at each other waiting for syril's mother to show up. they are like two strange fascist sunflowers growing beautifully side by side. not to mention syril still being religious about his corporate 9-5 while dedra gets put on an intragalactic propaganda campaign. but it is also quite sweet in a way. syril gets overstimulated at the family function and has to go to the other room to have a moment and his mother tells dedra Isn't he just so strange? surely you'll easily make him less strange. and then dedra says I like him so strange Kill yourself. what a lovely family.

A gender? *Glances around, reaches into trenchcoat* yeah I think I have one of those. But it's gonna cost ya

Happy November 5th, what gay character should we send to superhell this year

it’s been three whole entire years

Being a starwars fan is firmly believing you can fix her (“her” being starwars itself)