Hot Take But You All NEED To Stop Telling People To Kill Themselves.

Why do people hate this guy so much?!??

I’m crying

EVERYONE SHUT UP LOVERMAN JUST UPDATED OMG!!!

anyone please ask your crush out like this

People talk about introverts like they're antisocial. I want to hang out with people, I love hanging out with my friends and would do it all day everyday if that was possible. But unfortunately I have a fear of rejection so it's hard to ask people to hang out and it's really annoying to coordinate people. (And why go through all that when it's also fun but not as fun to watch YouTube alone instead) I love when people reach out to me first so I don't have to be the initiator! But whenever someone asks me to hang out, it's usually the day I've procrastinated all my schoolwork to, and since social events mess with the productivity of an entire day, I end up not having time despite most definitely having time.

(It's interacting with strangers that's tiring, since I have to sit still and not scream about Ninjago or my other weird interests every two seconds)

It’s a shiny rock, what’s not to like?

For @saline-coelacanth purified AU!

Oliver disliking Unagami and Unagami just not caring is a very funny dynamic. Oliver’s annoyance probably comes off more as hatred in this but the thought of Oliver just standing in a corner or behind a door and glaring at Unagami is to funny for to not make it a little dramatic. (;

It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

This is my new pfp 🙃

Imagine you're a big wrestling fan. You follow this one really dominant wrestler and you absolutely love her. You keep up with all the drama and you're super invested until one week there's just Bomb after Bomb.

First your fave dominates an event - duh, obviously, she's the best. Then during the part of the show where the announcer is like "anybody in the audience want to challenge her for a fat stack of cash", somebody actually does. (Obviously a tourist.) It's some kid wearing like a beginner outfit from a McDojo... and he actually wins?And gets the cash! And then the event just ends!?

You're buzzing. It's clear that this is like a storyline or something. You can't wait for next week's show. Except that there isn't one, because - as you find out through the gossip mill - your fave was actually the local billionaires' daughter who was competing in secret. And also kayfabe might not exist. And now she's gone and the billionaire is blaming a demigod (who's back from the dead? I guess?) for kidnapping her.

So, how come that means no show this week or possibly ever? Well, the billionaire hired the promoter (and a random McDojo sensei) to go after the demigod to get back his daughter (your fave wrestler!) and the guy just... packed up his entire promotion and left.

Some months later the war that's been going on since your great-grandfathers days ends. You go to a peace parade. And there she is: Toph Beifong, the Blind Bandit, giving the new Fire Lord a noogie.

Insane fucking storyline.

OMG IT GOT 10 TIMES BETTER!??

anyone please ask your crush out like this