Dude Dude Dude It’s Wilbur Soot!

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

im speedrunning this tumblr shit, yall aint ready for this

@ashisafriedpickle teaching me how to use this app was the biggest mistake you could have made

you have opened pandoras box.

I yearn to be marinated in a nice barbecue rub mmm yes cayenne pepper and Chilli and garlic powder and salt mmm yes yum yum

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

NOW DO TOY BONNIE !!

- @666mimikeyw

frank iero [ my chemical romance ] as toy bonnie [ five nights at freddy's 2 ]

Can I get a medical certificate for jelquing it too much?

Sorry boss, can’t come into work tomorrow. Yeah. Sorry. Sprained my penis doing a little penis stretch called stretching my penis until it hurts. Yeah. Actually you’re not allowed to fire me over it because I’ll kill myself. You’ll be real sorry then. Okay see you tuesday

quick creepy clown sketch that I’m never gonna finish :)

Happy unbirthday guys!!!

today is not my birthday