What Is He Doing

Auditioning for Heathers

Director: So which character will you be auditioning for?

Me: All of them.

Director: Pardon?

Me: A L L O F T H E M

ok ko heathers au

Danny: I meant to ask you, because you just kinda did the voice. Was that crab that goes "FUCKYOURFATHER, FUCKYOURFATHER," was that FROM something or was that just randomly generated?

Arin: Nah I just made it up.

Danny: I love you. I love your fucking brain.

Ok, but can we talk about how when Steven wasn’t sure what to say in front of Connie’s friends, he immeditely resorted to making jokes abt his trama???

True Gen Z y’all

Thanksgiving Dinner

Moxxie: Thank you Millie for making this dinner

Millie: Aww sweetie, you’re welcome!

Blitzo: It tastes like ass

Loona: You taste like ass.

Blitzo: Honey you need to have manners, your mother and I don’t approve of this behavior

Loona: *pointing at the rag doll with makeup on sitting next to Blitzo* THATS A FUCKING DOLL NOT MY MOM

Blitzo: *covering its ears* how dare you insult your mother like that!! It’s ok Jane, it’s ok... don’t listen to the mean dog

Loona: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT-

Dan so casually calling Arin "baby bear" excuse me while I need three full minutes to recover

Dan Avidan as a werewolf: has to kill and eat animals to survive

Also Dan Avidan as a werewolf: still cries over hitting a squirrel with his car once

Roman: what’s up?

Virgil: about to have a mental breakdown. what about you?

Roman: in the middle of a mental breakdown

Charlie: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Angel Dust: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Husk: Tackle him.

Vaggie: Dump him.

Nifty: Kick him in the shin.

Alastor: DEAR,JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN???