If Someone Ever Asked Me To Describe Bruhal, I Would Just Show Them This Pic

percy jackson watching 14 yo will solace pull a gun and shoot every monster in range with perfect accuracy: my chemical romance was right teenagers scare the living shit out of me

Please I am begging DC comic artists to let Bernard have piercings and draw him in fun gay outfits like Rossmo did

Two bros being disappointed at the college frat party and ditch it —

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

Bruce + loves through time and circumstances~

Bruce + Talia and Khoa

Bruce + Gotham rogues Catwoman and Two Face

Bruce + Superman and Wonderwoman

Bonus down the cut:

4. Bruce + Harley and Jack Napier (Batman beyond the White Knight)

Bruce Wayne is so fucking annoying. He's so hot and I hate him. Why does this man have chemistry with everyone? Who does he think he is? Stop being so charming and seductive, you slut [affectionate]

Will and Connor dated very briefly when they were younger and Connor jokes often that those 2 weeks were the best of his life and Will is the one that got away

Nico and Connor both find it hilarious

Will does not

Tim: so yeah, I’m bi

Dick: thank you for telling me, Timmy

Dick: who else knows?

Tim: that’s actually something I wanted to ask you about

Tim: how did you come out as bi to Bruce?

Dick: …what

Tim: I want to come out to Bruce next and I was just wondering how you told him

Dick: Tim, I’m not bi

Tim: …what?! Then how do you explain your feelings for Roy, Joey, Wally, and Vic?

Dick: they’re my friends. My feelings towards them are ones of friendship

Tim: you’ve told Vic multiple times that you could kiss him

Dick: yeah, like how friends do

Tim: …

Tim: what about-

Dick: every interaction can be explained with friendship

Tim: …

Tim: I don’t think you know how feelings of friendship work, Dick

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

A collection of ones I didn't really feel were post-worthy but have them anyway

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