Percy: So Let Me Just Get This Clear, Leo Speaks Three Languages, He's Super Tech Savvy, And He's In

Hank is like the son i never had.

john hoyo please let dr ratio out of the basement please please please let me E6S5 my wife I WILL QUIT MY F2P STREAK FOR E6S5 DR RATIO PLESSE-

ughughhhh i miss my wife tails imiss her a lot,,,,,

Charles: We saved you from Magneto, Logan.

Logan: What's a Magneto?

Scott: NO!

Jean: NO!

Ororo: NO!

Hank: NO!

Charles, opening his thirty-five-slide powerpoint on why Erik Lehnsherr is a good man: I'm SO happy you asked-

Can you tell im hyperfixated on him?

When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90’s heroine-chic machine messiah Czech hunter twink boyfriend

IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE THIS FUNNY

why i keep twitter

Batfam but make them youtubers - their most popular videos

Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required

Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)

Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial

Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!

Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation

Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)

Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me

Tim: how I became Batman's therapist

Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179

Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82

Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13

“you dare challenge my knowledge on my signature special interest, boy?”

more jay-centered content bc he is what made me want to draw ninjago again, fsr