Latest Posts by tlamishereig - Page 6
Ooh fancy pants rich McGee over here ✨
Duke : "So, like, Bruce always tries to attend PTA meeting for me but he can't attend this week because he is out of the world for at least another eight days. Can you fill in for him?"
Hal, wearing Bruce's pajama set while munching the breakfast meal Alfred had made for them, sitting on the dining table with other bats casually talking with him : "... the last time I checked, the P in PTA stands for Parent, right?"
Duke : "Just a thought."
welcome to my Little Red Hood AU (where Jason doesn’t go through super puberty and the consequences of having stunted growth and still trying to be an intimidating crime lord)
In which the bats see a 5’4 crime lord and wonder who left their angry child unattended
The design is heavily Inspired by Juni Ba’s Boy wonder red hood who is the shortest of the older boys i was so delighted to see it and i desperately needed more. I also made him look a little more like how he did when he died :]
Can you tell im hyperfixated on him?
RIP Dean Winchester you would’ve loved watching Wolverine’s shirt explode to reveal his glistening abs in 3D.
the real reason john winchester didn't trust or interact with other hunters is because sam and dean looked like this around the time sam left for stanford
john's ass was wearing one of those "yes I do have a beautiful daughter I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi" shirts you buy at the boardwalk
A collection of ones I didn't really feel were post-worthy but have them anyway
More batfam twitter shenanigans here
Taglist under the cut
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If you want to be added to/removed from the taglist let me know in the replies (easier to sort through than reblogs)
when they are the oldest brother who take care of their younger brothers more than their fathers, have names that start with "d", have anger issues, are the obedient ones to their fathers but then realize how unfairly they have been treated, are charming asf and can pull BOTH men and women>>>>
Fucked up, doomed by the narrative, pathetic meow meow white man who has an incorrigible proficiency for violence, self-loathing, self-esteem issues, trauma arcs focused on the loss of a loved one, cringe fail vengeance era, believes he’s not made for love, warmth, or redemption, ends up being adopted by a bunch of extroverts whom he’d die for, has an incredibly terrifying daughter who could end him in a blink, and a super powerful god-like sunshine spouse who adores him:
Adam: Can you do me a favor?
Michael: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant falsified evidence at the crime scene, and take the blame for you but go on.
Adam: Cool so can you do the dishes?
Michael: no
"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite AO3 work gets deleted." is smart. its possible. its terrifying.
I can't-
nothing is better than a well-written heavy angst fic
i love this show chat
Friendly reminder that Wolverine dated Hercules
X-men Xtreme (2013)
Fanon Tim, a mysterious super smart hacker bro on the same level of Oracle, who’s also unhinged, caffeine dependent, morally grey, negative rizz, lowkey has the highest body count of all the bats, and is a badass: and I will watch the crimson blood, leak from you neck
Canon Tim, loser skater boy who plays DnD in his spare time, nap addicted, pulls hella bitches, strict moral code with the bad habit of seeing only black and white, and is also a major badass: woah, that kid is hardcore goth
I have many thoughts about the new Wolverine book. Starting with Kurt and Logan’s reunion.
Logan is feral at the moment, not observing and just reacting. But the moment he has a hint of clarity (from Kurt’s scent) Kurt leaps into an embrace.
Claws still out, probably not quite lucid yet but nope, Kurt’s gonna hug you!
and a big thank you to the art here (by Martin Coccolo & Bryan Valenza) because in the last panel, it just looks like Logan….melts into the embrace. Like a weight just dropped off his shoulders. The eyes are drawn so good here, he looks sad, tired and just needing some comfort; and who better to provide some solace than his best friend, Nightcrawler.
What things smell like according to Logan Howlett/ The Wolverine. A series of smell based headcanons. Do with these whatever you want :)
People:
Ororo: burnt marshmellows, rain, chunky chocolate chip cookies, protien shakes, spansih rice, chillies, and cocoa butter. She always smells great.
Scott: cucumber shampoo, the remaints of a bonfire the next day, fresh dry cleaning, axe shower gel, lavender sheets
Jean: caramel latte, lavender sheets, vanilla spiced chai, books, mint ice cream, fruit smoothies, stinky hair product, lemon poppy seed muffins, sassafras
Hank: Books, sanatizer, various chemicals, a very specifc fur dander, kinda musky but in a 'im covered in fur and sweaty' kind of way.
Rouge: "Dolly Parton", brick and concrete dust, cherry blossoms body spray, freshly engraved wood, strawberries and milk conditioner, spicy gaucamole and freshly sizzled sausages.
Gambit: tv static, a fresh deck of cards at the casino, spicy jumbo, gin, lime jello, hair gel, "suprisingly good actually"
Kurt: brimstone, smoke from franckinsense, myrrh, a less smelling dander then hank, Holy chrism oil (olive oil and Balsam made by catholic priests), metal, and blue raspberry. Fur/ beard pomade sometimes for special ocassions.
Morph: even when changed he can smell is sandlewood shampoo, he smells like how "Jack Outta smell", latex, pine and cedar, clear nail polish, "that ugly quilt that your grandma kept on the back of her couch that was the warmest, softest thing you've ever slept with."
Charles: Old man fart, metal, chalk, shoe polish, nutmeg, wool, "a trusting hug", books, mahogany, expensive champagne.
Laura: "teen spirit", a shitty cheap "girl power" deodorant that doesn't do well hiding the sweat, apples and peaches, kinda woodsy.
Wade: Cancer, gun smoke, citrus dish soap, blood, oranges, taco sauce, infected skin once in awhile, red dye 40, slight over cooked and crispy apple pie, sugary cereal
Puppins: wet dog, dog dander, oatmeal senstive skin puppy shampoo, chicken, "the dirtest trash she can find to roll in on her walk"
Althea: Old lady, way too strong perfumes, butter biscuits, tea, peppermint candies, more cocaine, "baby powder", lanvender linens, cotton and daisy's Landry detergent.
Feelings/emotions:
Big/serious lies: smell like Gasoline and salty sand near the sea.
Small fibs/playful/ teasing lies: smell like Anise
Lies with decent intentions/are bent truths: smell like honey
Those two are easily mixed up.
Innocent (the person truly believes it. Ex. A child saying dinos are real) truth: smells like thick vanilla creamer.
Filling, whole truths (the person knows for a fact its a truth) smells: like fresh baked rolls/buns
Cancer smells vary like: urine, nail polish remover, some people have a pungent semi sweet smell like rotting fruit, and tar is another smell, depending on which part of the body. If already in late stages, one can smell like cadavers. Even spicy almost.
Pregnant people vary in scent but he can smell the rise of different hormones: Some hormones sweeter then other. If you asked him he would say cinnamon or dying roses. If you're later in your term the scents are more soft like lotion or custard. Lemon ussually.
Serotonin; cheese, lemon cakes, fruity, a bit light, and flakey like a pastry. Marshmellow fluff.
Dopamine; sweet fresh coffee, doritos(?), cocaine. Don't ask why he knows what cocaine smells like. He was alive during coke cocaine.
Endorphins; Sweaty Sex, mint, dark chocolate, violets, chemicals, varies by persons pheromones
Oxytocin; "playful cherries", freshly washed cotton pillows, the warmth of a bath, skin on skin hugs, strawberries
Joy/relaxation/relief: Jasmine, vanilla sugar cookies, fresh soup.
Anger/disapproval/hurt: smoke, the back end of a cigarette, spicy curry, iron, blood, "spoiled raw chicken left out too long"
Fear/excitment/anxiousness: Adrenaline smells like oil, paint, salty pretzels almost.
Tears: Oceans, lillies, fresh water lakes
Hank is like the son i never had.
god i love toxic yaoi
toxic yaoi (cherik)
toxic yaoi (scogan)
healthy toxic yaoi (poolverine)
healthy yuri (yukionic)
Texts from the group chat about coffee hangouts make for great cherik dialogue!
Pookie credits: @keylimeart @galileosbeast
Charles: We saved you from Magneto, Logan.
Logan: What's a Magneto?
Scott: NO!
Jean: NO!
Ororo: NO!
Hank: NO!
Charles, opening his thirty-five-slide powerpoint on why Erik Lehnsherr is a good man: I'm SO happy you asked-
WHY DOES THIS SHIT HAVE TO BE SO SAD
Uncanny X-Men #1 - "Red Wave" (2024)
written by Gail Simone art by David Marquez & Matthew Wilson
#i am feel uncomfortable when we are not about charles?
+ bonus:
gay people can't just kiss and say I love you they always gotta do some shit like this
Hey, since this is getting attention, me and my friend have a discord server
X-Men renascence means cherik has reentered my brain.
The break was for sure longer than just one game of chess.
i think i have a type idk..
his questionable morals and white streak in his hair has bewitched my body and soul