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Each of the batkids has had a moment where they once forgot that they spoke multiple languages(or even their mother tongue) in high stress situations.
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A woman: *speaking Arabic to Damian*
Damian who forgot his first language: English woman! English!
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A young girl cries out in french
Duke, who's in ~collage~ and is learning to be a ~productive and successful member of society~ is taking university level Korean and is still in that ~headspace~: swis-swis uljima
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A young boy: *speaks german*
Stephanie "I'm the best at German, Bruce said so" Brown: Est-ce que....uh....oh shite
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An old woman: *speaks Romai*
Dick: * replies in Romanian*
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A shocked person: Hel-
Jason: Do you sprechen American!
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Person: Ma mere! Óu est elle? Elle n'est pas ici!
Tim: Je m'appelle Red Robin
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Someone: *signs to Cass*
Cass: *failing computer noises*
love, me normally
"my child is fine"
your child is crying at 2am over tim drake centric fanfics
What i assume the Batfamilys music taste is with little to no explanation
Bruce: only classical stuff on vinyl but could talk about other music because of his kids
Dick: Taylor Swift, Queen, ABBA, Chandeliers by Sia, Miley Cyrus, Charli XCX (he's got VARIETY okay)
Cass: mitski, laufey, occasionally lana Del rey, mozart, vitamin string quartet, ludovico einaudi, olafur arnalds (mostly instrumentals/classical music because she can get sick of words)
Jason: listens to Folklore and Evermore only, Gracie Abrams, Hozier, tv girl, Dominic fike, Florence and the machine, Hans zimmer, john williams (he likes feeling like he's in a movie, so any soundtrack music)
Tim: MCR, casual eminem listener, nirvana, linkin park, evernescence, three days grace, (emo and underground artists who he gatekeeps)
Steph: charli xcx, taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter, billie eilish, Chappell roan, dua lipa, 5sos, one direction, (anything/anyone she can fangirl to)
Damian: doesn't listen to music because it's "a waste of time" (he picks up random songs from his siblings and has a secret spotify account)
Alfred: UK rap
Did you guys know that Duke's tag on Ao3 only has 7,000 fics? Because I didn't.
Pets you.
fire & ice gay people 🔥❄️
came to me in a dream
Reverse Robins AU
this is canon
Clark Kent: Jon, your mother and I have something important to tell you. I’m… Superman.
Jon, who has read the Percy Jackson series: wait, is that why I have dyslexia? Because my brain is wired for Kryptonese?
Lois, from downstairs: HONEY HOW DO YOU SPELL TACO
Clark, deadpan: no, the dyslexia is from your mother
The kids are chaotic and with no idea how they ended up in this situation Talia and Lois did a Wife Swap. Which is very entertaining as Talia canonically have beef with the Superfamily.
Alfred: Going morning Mrs. Lane, apologies that Master Bruce and the kids can not greet you right now. They are training.
Lois: What do you mean training? It's 6 AM.....
Clark: Good morning....Talia.
Talia: Good morning Kent. Though we don't get along I apologize for interrupting your training session.
Clark: Training session? It's 6 AM in the morning.
Talia: Judging by your comment I assume the children are still asleep?
Clark: Yes....because it's 6 AM.
Lois: Does everyone always argue with each other every minute?
Batfamily: We're not arguing!
Lois: Yes you are, my family tends to talk things out calmly.
Jason: We're not arguing it's called playful banter
Lois: Sure....
Jon: Why are you dressed like that?
Talia: Dressed like what?
Kon: Dressed so fancy... we're going to do farm work.
Talia: I am aware of that. This is my farm work attire. Thank you very much.
Clark, Kon and Jon: ......
Lois: Sooooo what do you and Talia do together?
Bruce: Sometimes we like to sit beside each other reading a book in silence.
Lois: ......
Bruce: .......
Lois: Oh! You're serious!
Kon: I was thinking of getting a nose piercing but mom and dads disapprove or whatever
Talia: I reccomend a nose piercing. They are really cute and I have one.
Kon: Coolll
Clark: TALIA STOP TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY CHILD
Lois to the Batfamily: I've always thought that you guys are dysfunctional but looking at it up close makes me realize you are far beyond that.
Damian picks up Shakespearean English from Jason and Gen Z slang from Jon and the world has not known peace since
DC LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONCE
just finished reading "The Last Son of Krypton" and literally sobbing heaving crying throwing up about chris kent. absolutely distraught. clark trying his hardest to make chris stay and chris being happy he got to meet robin and he just wants to be a hero like kal has shown him to be and
and then he.
literally carving my heart out and throwing it into the ocean i will never know peace ever again.
fyi your dad is a whor—
Baby Damian! And with this loved one’s!
Honestly when I was first drawing it I didn’t realize how much he looked like SpongeBob until later 😭
Psychic: *Reads my mind*
Me: Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace.
Psychic: What the fuck is Jason Grace?
u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic
I love that Dc is recognizing Dick's leadership qualities:
And we also have a proud dad Bruce:
I consumed some Batman content for the first time and, uhm, Jason Todd ,, I like you a whole lot :') once again my hands were icking to scribble
villain: this is photographic evidence of your children committing war crimes
bruce: it’s ai generated
villain: this is a video of red robin literally admitting to blowing up multiple league of assassin bases with with little warning, potentially killing hundreds
bruce: he’s such an entrepreneur, funny thing how words can be twisted in media
villain: these are multiple videos of black bat killing people in costume
bruce: are you saying women can’t defend themselves in this day in age? my mr villain i expected better from you than misogyny
villain: red hood is literally pumping lead into a goon in front of you
bruce: those are rubber bullets silly
Batfam but make them youtubers - their most popular videos
Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required
Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)
Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial
Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!
Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation
Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)
Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me
Tim: how I became Batman's therapist
Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179
Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82
Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13
tim really shouldn't have touched the last of the cookies smh
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In-universe, the Waynes are probably described as "if the Kardashians were also the Addams family"
Dick: What do you do when someone is being mean?
Tim: Ruin their life online.
Damian: Break their arm.
Jason: Talk to them about the consequences of their actions.
[Tim and Damian looking at Jason in disbelief while Dick beams]
Jason: I mean, shoot them, of course.
Damian's super power tbh
i like to think jason uses his scars for his friends/family advantages and not even in a cool guy way, just in a lame way to get the other robins and vigilantes to think twice about their actions
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dicks kid: what happened to your face uncle jayjay
jason: i didn’t eat my vegetables
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Bruce: i need Damian to start listening to me, he’s getting to age of rebellion
Jason: i got you
[later]
Bruce: did you seriously tell Damian I fed you to killer croc when you were little and that’s why you ended up with your scars?
Jason: is he listening?
Bruce:
Jason: your welcome
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this could work with all the batfamily members actually
[when Duke was first starting to be signal]
Nightwing: oh don’t even get me started about the one i have on my upper bicep because i didn’t follow orders and got ran over by the riddler
Signal: ???
Red Robin: oh and i lost my spleen because i decided to fight assassins by myself
Nightwing: Tim what
Red Robin: !
this is canon
Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Bonus:
Happy birthday, Tim 🥰