She Got Him A Six Fingered Kitten

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

I LOVE ALL OF THE SHIFTY ART ITS SO CUTE UGHHHH

they make me sickkk

Especially when he plays silly little instruments like the tambourine and stuff 😭

At least 50% of the fun of seeing the mountain goats live is watching John Darnielle have the most fun a person could possibly have. He really is where he's ment to be. Bouncing around on stage

IM DYING THIS IS SK FUNNY WHAT THE HELL

i want to write something nice and meaningful about fiddleford not hating gubby but i have to pack so this is all i have in me

transcript/screenreader version below cut because it's kind of long

image ID: a screenshot of a text file i wrote of a quarter-assed fanfiction about fiddleford and the shapeshifter. many words are misspelled and there are countless grammatical and punctuation errors. end image ID.

screenreader-friendly image transcript:

once upon a time fiddleford was hanging out in the bunker. bunkers are man-made underground spaces so you would think it would be really cold because places that are underground are usually cold. well you would be right but fiddleford was really hot today in the bunker because he was working so hard and sexily. he was sticking out his nonexistent ass as his head was buried in some machine thing i don't know engineering.

suddenly ford came up behind him. "hello" said ford.

"agh" said fiddleford and he was startled and banged his head against the machine and got a huge concussion and lost consciousness for a couple hours. but when he came to ford was still waiting there patiently so they continued their conversation. "what's up."

"look at this thing i found" said ford and he held up a pile of slime.

"that's disgusting waht is that. is that like a dead jellyfish" asked fiddleford. just then the slime moved! and took the shape of the wrench that fiddleford was holding (i forgot to mention he was holding a wrench but trust me it was there the whole time).

"what the hell is that." said fiddleford.

"it's a shapeshifter ❤️" said ford and he held the wrench up to his his lips and kissed it tenderly. for a split second fiddleford felt a little bit jealous of a wrench but stopped feeling that way because it was stupid. "i am going to raise it as my son" finished ford.

fiddleford watched as the wrench changed back into a grub thing and it jumped onto his head and started sucking on his open head wound. "idk it's kind of ugly" he said.

ford frowned. "fiddleford... i thought you of all people would be more accepting of guys who are a little bit different..." he said gayly.

fiddleford felt bad he didn't want to make ford feel isolated. and the grub was actually making his open head wound feel better or maybe he was just getting numb to the pain from blood loss. "well okay 🙂" said fiddleford and then they raised shifty as their child and lived happily ever after. the end. end transcript.

Oh my gosh

Hes bald

Hes bald and torturing people who have hair!

Will someone please help me find a mash wallpaper I want a cool mash wallpaper so bad

reposting this so I can find it easier, I love it so so much, I need more days to come out

Now that the april fooling is over, this should be safe to post without it seeming like a rick-roll

itch.io

80s Ford Game - Day 0 by Gin-Juice-Tonic

The full day 0 of the dating game is out now. It works on firefox. Not so sure about other browsers at the moment. Click the above embed to go to it!

For those of you who played the demo, you'll have to start from the beginning. I've added in a secret or two, maybe you'll find them. Maybe you wont.

But no matter what I hope you have fun.

(also just as a note- this should take you all the way to a credits scene, if it didn't, something broke)