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@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, are you voting Teethmiser for president 2020? Against kanye.

The snack that smiles back

Teeth

Health insurance that relies on tax fraud

This is Jebidiah, our salesman, favorite child #5,890,255, his people skills— unmatchable!

Ah yes, the account about the toothmiser yes indeed

Running for pres 2020

This is Jebidiah, our salesman, favorite child #5,890,255, his people skills— unmatchable!

Smile, Kyle!

Vote for me over kanye and I might spare your molars

Running for pres 2020