Alien Then Realizes "Wait...humans Also Feed Family And Friends. Jim Ensures I Don't Skip Meals. Am I...family?"

Alien then realizes "Wait...humans also feed family and friends. Jim ensures I don't skip meals. Am I...family?"

"Am I family?"

Jim looked across the table and smiled as he passed a few more rashers of bacon over to Chix.

"We've served together for over eight years. You're the godfather of my son."

Jim's toddler, Charlie, sat on the floor playing a simple game of trying to grab Chix's tail as its tip wriggled back and forth.

"You helped Akiko get to the med bay when she went into labour."

Akiko was in the kitchenette area of the quarters, pouring herself another cup of coffee, "I think you were more scared than I was," she laughed to herself.

Chix almost shuddered at the memory. Egg-laying was so much more civilised. There were fewer fluids involved.

If Jim noticed Chix's discomfort, he said nothing. "You've saved my life, at least half a dozen times, I gave you an open invitation to come over to breakfast every morning, last year we went a whole parsec off-course to get you back home in time to see your oldest hatchling get married."

Chix nodded, "screw the company and its schedules," he muttered under his breath. It had been Jim's mantra during the entire trip.

Jim shook his head, that same smile still on his face. "And you only ask now, NOW, after all that, if you're family?"

Akiko joined them at the table, giving her husband a little kiss on the cheek as she sat down, "Chix," she said with all seriousness, "you were family the day you came aboard."

Chix almost felt like crying. Though that might have been because Charlie had finally caught his tail. The little one had a strong grip.

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3 years ago

I just realized why i kin him hahaa

let's talk about captain barnacles again

my favorite character!! he has issues <33

specifically, he has self preservation issues. he's always getting frustrated with Kwazii, or just physically holding him back, calling him "reckless," etc. Always telling him to be careful; and what does Kwazii always say?

Let's Talk About Captain Barnacles Again
Let's Talk About Captain Barnacles Again

And he's right; he is always careful. Aside from a couple bumps on the head here and there, Kwazii almost never gets hurt, no matter how much danger he puts himself in.

Barnacles on the other hand:

Let's Talk About Captain Barnacles Again

threw himself into literal acid.

Let's Talk About Captain Barnacles Again

threw himself under a giant falling ice chunk.

Let's Talk About Captain Barnacles Again

threw himself on top of the cone snail, AFTER already getting stung.

Let's Talk About Captain Barnacles Again

stood infront of an out-of-control Gup-B.

Let's Talk About Captain Barnacles Again

grabbed an actively chomping shark by the face.

Let's Talk About Captain Barnacles Again

and has been stung by jellyfish three times; once in this image, once in The Manatees, and again in season 5.

and of course, we all know The Manatees Episode™.

I think one reason he's always worried about Kwazii not being careful, is because he's not careful himself, so he believes that Kwazii's going to get hurt one day. He doesn't want that.

(I'd like to note that in all of those situations, he was trying to protect someone else, and I love that—but also Kwazii is very protective of his friends and the creatures he meets too, which just makes Barnacles see himself in him even more. furthering his worry.)


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Which Decepticon Would Be Best Suited For You? | Megatron
The most likely reason why you're even involved with the Decepticons in the first place is probably due to Megatron or one of the others seeing you as a potential bargaining chip against the Autobots, whether you're familiar with them or not. Due to this, do not expect them to see you as anything near their equal anytime soon. You're just a squishy, disgusting vermin to them. But, depe...

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4 years ago
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s Say It’s 6.15pm And You’re Going Home (alone Of

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

3 years ago

Soundwave💍

I Love Soundwave And Hope To Make One Day A Decente Cosplay. For Now I Did This Human Soundwave
I Love Soundwave And Hope To Make One Day A Decente Cosplay. For Now I Did This Human Soundwave
I Love Soundwave And Hope To Make One Day A Decente Cosplay. For Now I Did This Human Soundwave
I Love Soundwave And Hope To Make One Day A Decente Cosplay. For Now I Did This Human Soundwave
I Love Soundwave And Hope To Make One Day A Decente Cosplay. For Now I Did This Human Soundwave

I love Soundwave and hope to make one day a decente cosplay. For now i did this human Soundwave


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3 years ago

In those pics everyone is the middle is dead SAKURA NO-

trashyidiot - Rein
trashyidiot - Rein
trashyidiot - Rein
trashyidiot - Rein
3 years ago

Aster Compass sounds cool

Needed A Break From The TDL So Here, Have A Pacific Rim Jaeger Name Generator. Gave Every Letter And
Needed A Break From The TDL So Here, Have A Pacific Rim Jaeger Name Generator. Gave Every Letter And

needed a break from the TDL so here, have a Pacific Rim Jaeger name generator. gave every letter and number two options for maximum coverage with minimum overlap. reblog/tag yourself with your Jaeger name! tag your copilot, mix and match the names to find out the Jaeger you share! go nuts! have fun!

3 years ago

She could punch me and I’d say thanks 🤪💅🏽

Bestie Got Her Medical Degree When She Was Fourteen. Girlboss Moment

bestie got her medical degree when she was fourteen. girlboss moment

3 years ago

I love this-

It’s My Friend’s Birthday, So I Drew A Picture With The Story My Friend Told Me.
It’s My Friend’s Birthday, So I Drew A Picture With The Story My Friend Told Me.
It’s My Friend’s Birthday, So I Drew A Picture With The Story My Friend Told Me.
It’s My Friend’s Birthday, So I Drew A Picture With The Story My Friend Told Me.

It’s my friend’s birthday, so I drew a picture with the story my friend told me.

💁‍♀️: Kakashi came in to deliver something to Sakura, and the moment he ran into Sakura who just came out of the shower and his face turned red… …I want to see Kakashi, who never blushed under any circumstances, panic for the first time. 

2 years ago

Yo OP wheres the fic at

Crossover Idea: Grimm/Transformers Prime

Crossover Idea: Grimm/Transformers Prime
Crossover Idea: Grimm/Transformers Prime

Note: For people who don't know in the world of Grimm there are these people called Wesen which is a German term for creatures that live among human’s, hidden from normal human’s eyes. Wesen on the show are based on mythological creatures, animals, and like the name implies Grimm Fairytails. Only people called Grimms and other Wesen can see what they really are, unless the Wesen fully woge A.K.A transform, taking on the full appearance of what they are. That's what makes Grimms so dangerous to Wesen, because despite there human disguises a Grimm can tell who they are right away if they change.

AU Crossover:

So my idea is one that's nothing to significant to the battles or storyline of TFP as of yet. The AU takes place where Jack, June, and Rafael were Wesen and Agent Fowler and Miko were Grimms.

My idea is that there's this conflict and tension within the group because of the mixed up history between their two species.

That at the same time needs to be put aside because of the whole secret battle going on between the Autobots and Decepticons.

I have an idea for what kind of Wesen June, Jack, and Rafael would be.

I see Rafael as a Steinadler, a hawk like Wesen with amazing eye-sight with a heroic and adventures person.

Jack I see as a Manticore, a is a half-lion/ half-scorpion like Wesen. With warrior like personalities there people willing to fight for what they believe in.

Not to descend far from Jack's feline heritage I see June as a Löwen, a lion-like Wesen. While stubborn and aggressive, they can also be protective and especially adaptable.

(If you have any suggestions though I'm willing to hear)

Hope to do more with this AU and I'll post separate post with more details and images soon enough.

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