I DON’T UNDERSTAND SHIT

I want the megacorp that is disney to die as much as the next guy, but before it does I want it to pump so much money into percy jackson that by the sheer power of disney media domination they actually replace hp's cultural relevance with PJO in the global consciousness of important children's book series and media

worst part is that my best friend knows this is happening, they were there when the 3 were saying bad things about me and they let me know it happened. But then they said “But don’t tell anyone I told you”, what I get from that is “Yes, it sucks they are doing that but better you than me”.

One thing I really appreciate about Puss in Boots is that near the end, when Puss and Kitty decide to name Perrito, Kitty says:

And Puss replies with:

In English, this sounds a little bit janky - you would probably say "He doesn't look like a Jeff" instead. But in Spanish you would say "No tiene cara de Jeff." Which, translated word for word, means "He doesn't have a Jeff's face."

Not sure if it was intentional or not, but this little detail highlights Puss' Spanish heritage in such a subtle way that I can't help but applaud the filmmakers for it! I've seen so many native Spanish speakers make the same mistake of translating phrases word for word in order to match their Spanish counterparts, and I think it's so adorable that Puss does this too.

The struggle is real

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I'm just trying to boost this :>

when the good place said "people improve when they get external love and validation. how can we hold it against them when they don't?" and when the frankenstein musical said "if ever had these hands been held with compassion, could they do what they've done, these hands?" and when critical role said "you were not born with venom in your veins. you learned it."

Simon Zealotes is life

Simón Zelotes es vida

SIMON ZEALOTES

thats it

thats the post

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Jesus: Why did you throw that? Now I'm sad :(

Judas: ...

Jesus: Judas... the blanket has feelings too...

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The Blanket: Hello. I'm filing a complaint against one of your followers

Jesus: Sure. Which one?

The Blanket: Judas >:(

Jesus:

Jesus: ... Sorry, our compliant system isn't working right now, we will fix it soon

The Blanket: When will you fix it?!

Jesus: *hangs up*... That was close

Source: The JCS brainworms of my brain