This Is Amazing, I Was Really Confused At The Timeline

This is amazing, I was really confused at the timeline

Geralt's age when things happen (based on Netflix)

Age 27: Beginning of the Great Cleansing, elves are slaughtered by humans

Age 32: Yennefer is born

Age 53: Renfri is born

Age 62: Jaskier is born

Age 71: Butcher of Blaviken. Renfri is killed by Geralt at age 18 (18! she deserved better)

Age 80: Meets Jaskier(18) and captured by elves while hunting for the Devil of Posada. "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" composed.

Age 83: Breaks the Striga Curse. (The Striga is 14-years-old.) Meets Triss Merigold.

Age 89: Claims Law of Surprise (I'll accept his stupidity charges on count of being old).

Age 90: Ciri is born

Age 96: Becomes master of the Djinn. Meets Yennefer.

Age 102: Dragon Hunt. Breaks up with Yennefer and Jaskier on the mountain.

Age 103: Cintra falls at the hand of Nilfgaard. Meets Ciri(13).

Notes: Interesting how Geralt runs into two different teens(Renfri and Jaskier) who both inadverdently cement his public persona. Renfri's death makes him the Butcher of Blaviken and Jaskier's song makes him the hero Witcher.

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