Mine Cast: Endless Jokes In The Greek Story Unit

Someone should draw Bill Cipher wearing these

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

Someone's gotta make one of those "What's your wolf name?" things but for alchemist titles. You know the ones, it asks like what letter your name starts with and the month you were born in to spit out the name "Moon Moon" at you.

YESSS. WE NEED THAT. Imagine if that was how Bradley chose their titles. “Oh shit here comes the Moon Moon Alchemist”

Don’t Think of the Blue Eyed Ghost

Don’t think of the Mother’s mind 

Rotting to Brine 

As the little shoes,

Dusty from Time

No longer smelling of sweet Lime,

As her family burns thyme

Don’t Think of the daughter

Who has  always Loved Her Father,

With dry tears 

As  her destiny leered 

Don’t think of the middle child, 

Who’s rage never burns mild, 

With a heart cold and wild, 

And who has seen more than vile

Don’t think of the youngest

Who’s eyes shine the Loveliest 

With scars over all his heart,

Who has once fallen apart

Don’t think of the Father, 

That went Farther

And guilt haunted him,

And choked on him to the brim,

Don’t think of the Blue-eyed Ghost,

Taking over a Black-haired Host,

With Smiles as Sharp as Wires, 

Wrath as harping as Fire

Have I ever mentioned how freaking refreshing it was to finally see a character (Wolf in this case) who has a past friend that they very clearly have bad blood with, have those feelings of anger be SUPPORTED by their current friends???

Like too often when the “past bad friend trying to make amends” trope comes up the character’s current group of friends will do the whole:

“oh but at least they’re trying to make up with you! Can’t you meet them halfway? <:))”

And even more so the character’s friends get WAY TOO chummy with the person, and it typically ends in the “oh no they actually were still bad this whole time!! We’re sorry, we should’ve listened! :((“

But nope, here Benson, Dave and even FREAKING KIPO of all people said “You hurt our adopted little sister??? We don’t like you and we will never like you also we are prepared to inflict physical pain given the opportunity.”

And those feelings stay throughout the WHOLE EPISODE. Not once do Dave or Benson try hear out Margot. The three of them stayed on Wolf’s side the entire time.

No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.

Hey!!! Made some thingz, thought y’all’z would like them!

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

This art is amazing!! I love Spirited Away!! (Is that the name? I'm not from a English speaker country, and in my country we just call it Chihiro's travel)

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Some happy soot sprites from Spirited Away!

Shout out to Darius for coming up with the cutest nicknames yet saying them in a mean way. He really said Songbird (threatening) and Little Prince (derogatory)