Trojan-witch - Trojan-Witch

Have I ever mentioned how freaking refreshing it was to finally see a character (Wolf in this case) who has a past friend that they very clearly have bad blood with, have those feelings of anger be SUPPORTED by their current friends???

Like too often when the “past bad friend trying to make amends” trope comes up the character’s current group of friends will do the whole:

“oh but at least they’re trying to make up with you! Can’t you meet them halfway? <:))”

And even more so the character’s friends get WAY TOO chummy with the person, and it typically ends in the “oh no they actually were still bad this whole time!! We’re sorry, we should’ve listened! :((“

But nope, here Benson, Dave and even FREAKING KIPO of all people said “You hurt our adopted little sister??? We don’t like you and we will never like you also we are prepared to inflict physical pain given the opportunity.”

And those feelings stay throughout the WHOLE EPISODE. Not once do Dave or Benson try hear out Margot. The three of them stayed on Wolf’s side the entire time.

I, strangely enough, had a dream about it and was trying to forget thanks for the war flashbacks

Franky is the type of person that would have piercings on his nipples.

ryan reynolds is the leader of the spideypool movement

So the gods are notoriously bad parents, but have we considered what it would be like if they acted like normal parents?

Zeus: AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF YOU FOLLOW MY RULES

Thalia: under your-? YOU MEAN THE SKY?!?!

Or

Athena: I believe it's probably about time we have... the talk

Annabeth: bold words from a virgin goddess

Or

Hades: when I was your age my parents never gave me handouts. I had to work for what I wanted

Nico: your dad literally ate you, I -

Or

Poseidon: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Percy: so... this has happened and I'm gonna let you know now that it will happen again

Or

Will: just gonna say that Aunt Artemis doesn't force her huntresses to go to music lessons...

Apollo: If Aunt Artemis is so great then go live with her!

Will: if I was a girl I would

Or

Aphrodite: Because I said so

Piper: jokes on you, I have charmspeak too

Or

Pluto: Another dog? We have a dog! One could argue that we even have three. Besides, who is gonna end up taking care of this dog? Me. You and Nico aren't responsible. Besides, dogs are expensive. You know, money doesn't grow on trees-

Hazel: because...i can get it from the ground??

Why Microaggressions Hurt Artist: Alli Kirkham (x)

My headcanons on what was going on in karma's brain when they decided who was gonna go to the space station:

"no way i'm letting y'all launch me into the fucking space like-"

( "ssshit i forgot i have i crush on him")

("ok get a hold of yourself karma akabane you're not that weak, he may have a cute smile but- nonono DON'T-")

("god dammit!")

Some random compilation of text post memes!! 

Kinda goes well with this lesbian nami text posts

you can find more posts like that if you search meme/s or shitpost in my tags!!!

Break the stigma

I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.

I wanted to know how that close-up magic date would’ve gone down