“HONESTLY You Spend A Few Millennia Eating Children’s Dreams And Living In A Swamp And SUDDENLY You’re

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

the canonical parents in this series are literally the weirdest candidates for the title bc we have:

yaga: notorious hardass principal of a magic school that trains child soldiers and whose kids are all sentient puppets. a pretty decent dad overall tho, 8.5/10.

getou: genocidal cult leader who’s been in a progressively worsening downward spiral since he was 17. a surprisingly decent dad, 6/10 because the bar is so fucking low that encouraging homicide and being practically idolized by your family is nowhere near the sketchiest shit a parent in this series has done and his kids actually like him.

zen’in clan: powerful clan who’s also abusive, misogynistic, and old-fashioned with a side dish of alcoholism and a propensity for trying to kill their kids. 0/10, and the only reason it’s not lower is because the twins’ mom stabbed naoya and secretly liked them i guess.

touji: assassin-for-hire with a gambling habit and very low regard for almost everyone other than himself with, like, one and a half exceptions. 2/10 because he made a bare minimum effort to keep his son alive, but was also neglectful, completely disregarded his daughter’s existence, and almost sold his son to one direction.

kenjaku: ancient body-snatcher who has had multiple infamous incarnations and is implied to have done some incredibly disturbing shit to their partners and kids for the sake of experimentation and their grand plan. -10000/10, i don’t think you can possibly get worse

kamo clan: powerful clan #2 who’s also neglectful, misogynistic, probably abusive, and old-fashioned. hey, by the way, why would you name a kid after one of the worst sorcerers to have ever lived, what’s wrong with you? 0/10 because i don’t think they actively tried to kill their heir.

kamo’s mom: seemed pretty alright and actually cares about her kid. he seems to like her a lot. 8/10.

gojou: world’s most powerful sorcerer and one of Japan’s Top 10 Worst Personalities but actually cares about kids and has a pretty decent track record of keeping them alive, even if most of them don’t like him very much. 8/10.

seriously what does a girl have to do to get abducted by the fae around here

Light: [moves his pawn]

L: [also moving his pawn] Ah, the bulgarian somersault. A classic move.

Light: ... [takes L's bishop with his knight]

L: Oh, that is too bad, Light. I see you've played the Frenchman's cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves I’ll have—

Light: May we please play one game of chess where you do not reference popular blog posts and/or memes about chess?

L: [mouth full of chess pieces] Hm?

Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

Sabrina knew what she was about, that’s for sure the joke was probably made already but oh well

ryan reynolds is the leader of the spideypool movement

dude….my guy…….DUDE

Mad props to the creators of Dead End: Paranormal Park for hiring Alex Brightman, Beetlejuice's musical actor, to do the exact same role but as a pug

✨ hand holding ✨

I just hc that since their whole dynamic is literally being touchy clingy, once they start dating kai is so easy to just hold hands or stuff like that and it takes him a second to realize- wait this is different. this isn’t just hand holding this is hand holding but in boyfriend font

and then fwoosh blushy inferno :)

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