CAE'S MSPAINT TUTORIAL

I can never leave Tumblr because after years of sporadic therapy utterly failed to even approach the core of my problem some random tumblr user was like “I processed my trauma by writing a 10,000 word work of filthy fanfic erotica” and I was like “fuck it I’ve tried everything else” and now I’m 17 chapters and 20,000 words deep into an unpublishable work of obscenity and after careful literary analysis with one of the Beloved Mutuals I have come to some Terrible Revelations about my childhood and may now continue the process of Healing. Where else am I supposed to get this kind of experience. Who does this. Why are we like this. I’m never leaving. I love y’all.

Well, it's safe to say that this is not the correct concrete to be using in this casting.

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in an unwanted moment of unprocessed grief i realize that i am just the same as i've always been:

i am just a weak little baby crying out for help, for love, for more.

So the linguistics professor for whomst I did a presentation on “blorbo” last year won’t shut up about my presentation on “blorbo” and literally tells everyone about my presentation on “blorbo” and whomst is also a department leader is apparently going to push real hard for my acceptance into the phd program and I swear to god if I become a Doctor of English because of tumblr I am going to die and take all of you with me.

dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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interesting how we're all compelled to reblog a clearly cursed broken post... how ominous...