Pt 2
“How did I get spaghetti on my hand?” - Kix
“You can’t stay mad at Tup.” -Fives
“See I can’t speak… I no English” - Hardcase
“Captain, Jesse is verbally abusing water” - Echo
“… I have a cougar at my house” - Jesse
“This looks like my 7th grade badminton tournament” - Ahsoka
“Don’t mess with an emo” - Anakin
“Fuck…ow” - Obi wan
“I have pizza coming and I’m high” - Fox
“I hate Americans so much” - Cody
“Where do babies come from?” - Tup
“Bad parenting.” - Rex
“Family that does illegal shit together stay together”-Jesse
“Who’s booing?”-Anakin
“Can I buy a vowel?”-Rex
“Humpty Dumpty’s are trash but they make good art”-Ahsoka
“Is salt a rock?”-Hadcase
“Crap on a cracker”-Obiwan
“Why are the Cheeto’s clapping?”-Fives
“I don’t trust people who don’t like tomatoes”-Kix
“Cooliosa”-Echo
“So it doesn’t go flying bitch”-Fox
“Shit that’s loud. What’s it called?”-Cody
“FUCK… did I say that out loud?”-Wolffe
“Yeah I am, I’m a man a fully mortified and bred man”- literal every clone
“Dogs are scary okayyy”-Tup
“I kind of feel down a hole”-Dogma
“Can you stop a rocket?”-Anakin
“Because babies are terrifying”-Fox
“My cow onesie hehe”-Sinker
“OMG YOU DUMB… HE’S SO OLD… he needs to move his body more”-Boost
Pt.3
“You’re already dumb enough” - Rex
“Unconscious people don’t want tea” - Cody
“Can you buy the flavour packs for the sofa stream” - Fives
“Divorce the fairway” - Obi Wan
“It didn’t groove on the groove scale” - Echo
“Are you distorting the bunny’s hole 😨” - Tup
“My Captain in slaves me he forces me to rake leaves for 4 hours” - Jesse
“I’m not from Tatooine anymore from Ironman land” - Anakin
“Fox your a Mexican Jew” - Thorn
“There’s hair in my hair” - Tup
“Obi Wans like our mummy watching us play” - Ahsoka
*very loud train noise* “it’s a cho choo train” - Hardcase
“My fork” - Waxer
“SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO TALL???!!!” - Ahsoka
“MY WIFE!!!” - Anakin
Pt.4
“I’m dying, do you remember the song I taught you” - Boil
“If the 501st can do it you can to” - Cody
“Homeless people are happy right now” - Fox
“You guys were calling me a rat, a mole rat “ - Jesse
“Watermelon taste good while playing baseball” - Tup
“FIVES!!!” - Rex
“I didn’t say I was good I just said I was fast” - Fives
“Obi Wans last name is Kenobi” - Waxer
“Would an example help? Alright Domestic Violence” - Obi Wan
“Engorged people on the basketball cart” - Dogma
“I kicked a dead fish once and it floated away” - Hardcase
“WE ATE THE SAME BUT I GOT 🤩TrAmA🤩” - Anakin
*points to a y* “because this is y” - Echo
“For some reason Ahsoka asked for water in the bathroom… is it like a period thing?”- Fives
“A globe shape but square” - Thorn
“It does when it in the wind” - Gree
“Does anyone know what the opposite word of literal is?” - Woffle
“NOT LITERAL” - Sinker
“Does anyone know what her brother was?” - Kix
“The bad guy?” - Jesse
“Hey guys today it’s Mace Windu” - Ponds
Tech looks like every dad who ever taught their daughter how to drive 🤣🤣
Pt.10
“Talking about peoples future working in a bowling alley” - Thire
“Holy you actually filled them in and payed attention,must have been a good day” - Fox
“You passing this course your commanders will be very impressed” - Alpha 17
“Holy crap balls” - Padme
“Mummy and daddy giraffes” - Hardcase
“I having a bad day and I’m going to murderer my” - Wolffe
“I disappreciate you” - Sinker
“Wowo we don’t call people turdnuggets” - Plo Koon
“I want to learn how to make crystal meth” - Jesse
“Rex do you want to know the three times I almost died today?” - Echo
“My knuckles are on crack” - Bly
“My lines are straighter than a gay person” - Ponds
“If I had 9 lives I would utilize one of them to kill myself in front of all of you” - Rex
“When a law bills a sign” - Fives
“It’s not mail man anymore it’s Amazon delivery man” - Anakin
“Don’t question the woman’s choices just help her find the daddy” - Ahsoka
“Honest to god” - Obi-Wan
“I keep thinking their jerseys say cocaine” - Quinlin Vos
“Back in my day we made posters out of cool aid man” - Yoda
“That’s kind of fruity in a straight way” - Cody
“I have it in the back of my head but I can’t get it to the tip of my tongue” - Tup
Pt. 7???
“That kid just dropped his garbage on the ground, someone should kidnap that kid” - Mace Windu
“Echo can you get me a milk of water” - Fives
“Smells like sweaty flowers” - Bly
“Cinnamon Almond?” - Anakin
“What other stuff do wolves eat? Cinnamon almond?” “Other cats” - Rex and Fives
“For example shut up” - Cody
“My shoulders are to sexy” - Ahsoka
“I love how I said it starts with F you and said incomplete” - Obi-Wan
“So if I have 2 abiotic squirrels in my fridge” - Hardcase
“Ooh that’s nice here and ooh it’s not nice here” - Gree
“If both of my parents are blonde how does my brother have green eyes” - Fox
“Is poop yogurt?” - Jesse
“Yo how big are your feet?” - Thire
“People over there shut up” - Rex
“I don’t get payed enough for this” - Ponds
“Omg the scars are so prettty” - Kix
*talking about a mission plan* “why are you here?” - Luminara
“A capacorn?” - Tup
“You guys need to take your meds” - Depa
“I have ADHD and I didn’t take my medication” - Hardcase
“Can I get my apples?🙁” - Echo
“Because your baby doesn’t work” - Gree
“Grades,Graduation,Future” - Alpha 17
“This looks like thissel*touches it*yep thissels” - Fives
“It’s not that expensive, it’s 40 credits” - Padmè
“And the night before I had thigh cancer” - Echo
“If I had talent” - Droidbait
“Why did you choice be lactose intolerant” - Tup
“I forgot my door was closed”-Ahsoka
“What kind of crack where you one”-Obi Wan
“The dollar store kind”-Anakin
“Your my neighbour right?”- Hardcase
“Only to you guys not to the pops”- Jesse
“The thing in my head I thought you said I don’t have a brain”- Bly
“It’s salmon not salmon” - Cody
Pt. I don’t even know
“Mmmmmmm French fires” - Fox
“Cousint it’s single cousint” - Hardcase
“If Prime ever taught me anything you have to die to win” - Wolffe
“Being trampled by HOREses”-Fives
“Porcupines and the 10 000 dollar vet bill are the scary part” - Cody
“As the old saying goes chaos killed the cat” - Anakin
“Thumbs down would not recommend” - Rex
“When you play UNO you eat Pizza” - Ahsoka
“Hush your an idiot” - Obi Wan
Pt.5 I think
“I thought she was telling me to shave my moustache” - Fives
“No dying in the training room ”- Rex
“I can’t hear I don’t have my contacts in”- Fox
“Millet yo looked so photography” - Anakin
“Grammerly is so proud of you” - Cody
“The girl is a spy and she was sent to a chocolate factory” - Tup
“Hardcase is mine and Ahsoka’s duo name” - Rex
“But that’s my name” - Hardcase
“Yeah but we are more iconic” - Ahsoka
“That’s what I told my wife “you married the best loser” - Bly
“Good luck I appreciate you all” - Plo Koon
“He’s a cute old guy” - Riyo
“My folding is on cracks today” - Ahsoka