Me: Can I Have A Turn On The Hedge Now?

“Hey, Blas, how are you simultaneously pruned AND dried-out?”

“Listening to all of Skeletà for the first time in the shower.”

“Oh? Oh… ew.”

“Not like that! I swear! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just not my bag.”

“Your wrinkly, yet dehydrated bag.”

“Yeaaaah… when you do an Everything Shower, turns out you shouldn’t stand there after all the lotions and potions rinse out.”

“Stand? Not dance?”

“Fuck no, you know how many fatal falls happen in the bathroom?”

“A lot, I’m guessing. So you… stood, in the shower, to the Ghost album.”

“Well, there was swaying. And gesticulating. And shitty, shitty, lip syncing that nobody should see.”

“Buuut, you just told me about it.”

“Yeah, but you don’t have that good an imagination.”

“Thank fuck I don’t.”

“Mmhm.”

“Mm.”

“…”

“…”

“… So, album good?”

“OH YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW—“

I love how he shakes in the video

scary vampire princess V

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I call this one “cartoon mentors who went hard af from tv shows that disney didn’t deserve”

So cowbell is the CBAT of Ghost, I get it now

(“That was Deep Thoughts About Ghost, by Jack Handy @blasphemousturducken”)

unknown forces compelled me to draw this

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

Just remembered when I was a child I found a christian webpage arguing that hydrothermal tube worms support the existence of hell because of something in the bible about hell having demonic worms in it that eat your soul and I wrote a lengthy angry email about how tube worms can't be connected to evil because they are beautiful gentle beings who cannot hurt anything and just sway peacefully forever sustained by the vent itself, the most innocent creature there coupd ever be.

They never responded to me so obviously I hope they DIED. fucking bastards !!!! 😡😡😡

my comic/essay on why I love phantom of the paradise as a trans artist. I may end up editing it and making a zine in the future

some of the points in the section on queerness took subconscious inspiration from this post by @hellothepixel! we came to some of the same conclusions with our interpretations, and I want to make sure all credit was given where it was due.