Notice How Every Science Fiction Movie Or Television Show Starts With A Shot Of The Location Where The

This happened this morning and I have been thinking about it and laughing to myself all day. 

Let's Talk About: Point of View,  a table of contents

Table of contents:

Part 1: An Introduction Part 2: Hello, My Name is First Person Part 3: I’m First Person and I Have Problems Part 4: Second Person Wishes You Hello Part 5: You Discover Tricks to Handle Second Person Part 6: Third Person Omniscient Says Hello Part 7: The Pros and Cons of Third Person Omniscient Part 8: Third Person Limited Joins In Part 9: Third Person Limited Admits Some Flaws Part 10: A Visual Guide to Psychic Distance

"You’re a wizard Ali"

“Aw shit, I am a woman, friendless, hopeless!”

Henry VIII,  Act 3, Scene 1  

Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”

 “Aw shit, poor Yorick!”

-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1

“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,

Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“

-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1

“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself

For hateful deeds committed by myself.”

-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3

“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”

Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

Harry James Potter + character tropes

Freya.

True. And also not enough time.

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 05/15/2013 1:18:10 PM, it’s that #freyja aesthetics takes up too much of my time.

01. the king’s arrival - ramin djawadi 02. goddysey - two steps from hell 03. streets of rabanastre - hitoshi sakimoto 04. touring the city - james newton howard 05. the burrow - jeremy soule 06. meikyuu toshi orario - jin aketagawa 07. the shop of curiosities - david and ben stanton 08. diagon alley and gringotts vault - john williams 09. ding dong dell - joe hisaishi 10. the moreska (saltarello) - city of prague philharmonic orchestra 11. the blitzers - nobuo uematsu 12. play after play - thomas wander 13. queen of the gaels - adrian von ziegler 14. the launch - james newton howard

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Badger digs up medieval tombs in Germany A badger has outfoxed archeologists, digging up two “significant” 12th-century tombs of two Slavic lords in Germany, reports Spiegel Online.

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Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders