Feliz Natal, Nath

I mixed calamidade and desconjuracao together because i wanted to use the relics.

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something a little more creepy or scary🫣, i’m thinking imposter syndrome??

Omg an Imposter Syndrome reference in 2024…

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Once upon a time, Roier thought he was the last living member of his species. The Federation wiped everyone on his planet out; Roier and his brother escaped with their lives, but Doied didn’t make it past an emergency medical checkpoint on their way to Earth.

Now, Roier is on a Federation ship heading towards yet another planet they’re planning on colonizing. He’s been sabotaging their missions for years, ever since he was old enough to serve on a ship, and this mission is no exception.

But:

Cellbit flinches as his jaw splits in half for the millionth time in the past half hour. He forces it shut with his hands and mutters an apology in a language that Roier can barely remember.

Roier just sighs and smiles and reaches across the table to pat Cellbit’s hand.

“It’s just us, gatinho,” he assured him. “Don’t worry, okay?”

Cellbit nods, but he doesn’t look convinced, and Roier wants someone dead.

Once upon a time, Roier thought he was alone. But now he has Cellbit, and he’s going to make sure that he gets to keep Cellbit.

In front of them is a small dinner set up in Cellbit’s cabin. There’s wine, of course, and there is a severed head. Its eyeballs are in their individual wine glasses, one each, like olives in martinis.

Roier thinks his name was Tubbo. Maybe. Doesn’t matter now. He tastes good, and Cellbit smiled biting into his kidney, and that’s all Roier cares about.

The crew is going to find Tubbo’s (headless) skeleton and what remains of his muscles soon enough. His suit, too, as bloodstained and ripped as it is. They were messy, but… so what? Roier left one of Tina’s earrings at the scene, and he can give Cellbit an alibi.

Quietly, Cellbit says, “We have an alibi.”

Roier nods.

“We were having sex,” Cellbit continues.

Roier laughs so hard his face splits and his tentacle comes tumbling out of his “mouth”. Once, Cellbit turned red at the thought. Now, Roier knows that he’s as asexual as they come, so Cellbit can make all the inappropriate jokes he wants, and it’ll always be funny.

Cellbit smiles too wide, waaay too wide, and Roier doesn’t think he’s ever seen a more beautiful man in his life. He never wants to stop seeing this smile. He’ll kill anyone who tries taking it away from him.

That is a guarantee.

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son of nether, son of death

two different kinds of tntduo AUs

missing them hours

AU where Roier buys a house

Little sketch because I'm not going to finish it

Loboier is a Wolf, so He has things that He wants to do to His Cellbit that He just hasn’t done yet because even Wolves understand consent

Like:

Loboier wants to bite His Cellbit. He wants His Cellbit to be His Wolfbit and He wants to share His House with him and His Ball with him and His Stick with him and His Yard with him and His Moon with him.

But His Cellbit doesn’t want to be a Wolf. So Loboier doesn’t. (He doesn’t want His Cellbit to hurt.)

Loboier wants bite His Cellbit is a not-Wolf way. He wants everyone to see His bite mark and know that His Cellbit is His Cellbit and not someone else’s. (Grrr, Slime, grr!)

But His Cellbit already has enough scars. So Loboier doesn’t. (He doesn’t think He would be able to keep breathing if He gave His Cellbit a scar.)

Loboier wants to kiss His Cellbit… and He does! With His tongue! He wants to hug His Cellbit and cuddle His Cellbit and protect His Cellbit and kill anyone stupid enough to try and hurt him.

But His Cellbit can take care of himself. So Loboier doesn’t. (His Cellbit has Humanoier to protect him, anyway! He doesn’t need Loboier…)

In summary: Loboier LOVES His Cellbit!!!!!!!! But Loboier is a Gentlewolf, not a monster.

Loved the new BD chapter, can’t stop thinking about Cellbit pretending(?) saying he doesn’t know who Spreen is and answering a call from his ex-bestie while being threatened by him at knifepoint using pet names and everything.

Does Spreen think Cellbit wants Roier dead? Is that what’s happening? Because, buddy, you’re the one between the two of you who actually stabbed the guy.

Spreen don’t you have a son to ignore?/j

Also Roier missed Cellbit so much oh my goodness and they held hands again! Yippe!

Sorry Mariana about being dead that super sucks for you.

I can only imagine what Slime is going to be like someone please give Flippa wellness checks 🙂‍↕️🫶

I remember in canon qSpreen just not realizing how badly he fucked up with qRoier and more or less hanging out with him as normal… minus him putting security cameras up around Roier’s house, anyway

Even qQuackity had a day or two of walking on eggshells around Roier until the egg event started and he got distracted with being an absent parent

Roier made a real attempt to pretend to be normal so his revenge would work out the way he wanted. He needed it to hurt Spreen the same way that Spreen hurt him, so the ‘betrayal’ needed to be real.

In this fic’s case, it’s Roier suddenly leaving the pack and Spreen confused because? He didn’t stab him that badly. Sure, he was hospitalized and in a coma and stuff, but that doesn’t mean anything

(Also, Spreen actually sends Ramon an allowance once a month. No letters, just money.)