Sig Games Multiverse.... Of Chaos?

Venti and Zhongli have a bond that can only be formed from committing war crimes and multiple atrocities against humanity together.

After going through the Archon war and watching/actively participating in the eternal imprisonment and/or murder of most gods until there were only a handful left: wow I’m so glad we’ll never have to contribute to such a mass slaughter ever again.

Roughly 2,500 years later, in Khaenri’ah: oh no

You cannot tell me that wouldn’t create the weirdest relationship ever from an outsiders perspective.

Zhongli pulls Venti away from some asshole who keeps trying to hit on Venti and isn’t taking no for an answer. Everyone watching commends him because he’s watching out for his partner, but Zhongli doesn’t get why. Because in reality Zhongli’s seen Venti decapitate someone for the same reason a few hundred years ago and he really just didn’t want to have to clean blood out of his jacket.

If you ask him about weapons Venti is surprisingly extremely knowledgeable. People assume despite his looks he must be extremely familiar in wielding each of the weapons talked about. But the actual only reason he knows all of it is because during periods of war Zhongli would drone on for hours about different benefits of each weapon an their subtypes for different kinds of battle.

They have each thrown entire mountains/typhoons at each other not as threats or genuine attempt to hurt each other. More so because they’re both multiple millennium old gods and that’s just their equivalent of play fighting.

When they’re together They’ll casually mention something about the archon war, to people that know who they are, like it wasn’t even a big deal. And the people they were talking to have to reevaluate their entire image of the two they made in their head because whatever the most sadistic thing they could think of couldn’t even compare to what the two just admitted to.

I don’t know I just think people should play with the fact these two are VERY old and literal gods who’ve witnessed most of Tevyats history and development more

god he so cute, his whole family is so cute actually

[ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kin extra titled "Balam Sukima." It shows a young Balam, captioned "living at the dorms". Narration explains it's "the day Balam left home" as Balam's parents speak to him.

"You can come home whenever you feel lonely." Balam: "Okay." "Make sure you eat all your meals." "Don't just go chasing after creatures." "Okay." "Even if you're angry, don't ever hit anyone with all your strength." "Okay?"

Balam closes his eyes, starting to look frustrated, as they continue. "When you touch someone, do it gently, don't break any arms." "That's right, stop before they pass out." Balam is silent, and they exclaim, "Shichiro! Where's your answer?" Narration states, "They worry so much they still call twice a week." The last panel shows one parent touching his cheeks and a bright glow emanating as Balam, still a bit annoyed, says, "Okay." End ID] ID by @princess-of-purple-prose

Doppels with a class of 09 audio LMAO

I don't know why colleague isn't there for the first millisecond don't come at me I couldn't fix it

Also the captions might suck a bit

So you know how in Percy Jackson, Amazon the company, is actually the Amazons, the group of warrior women.

That means Jeff Bezos isn't real in Percy Jackson and is just a fake person the Amazons made up to be their CEO.

So now I have this image in my head of a bunch of Amazons huddled around a table trying to come up with the concept of Jeff Bezos.

"Make him bald!"

"Ooh! And make him evil, as all men are!"

"What evil things does he do?"

"Oh um..."

"Uhh..."

*Voice from the back * "He doesn't let his workers use the bathroom?"

"Oh that's awful."

"Quick add it to the list!"

"What should his name be?"

"Hunter?"

"No, that's not quite right."

"Steve?"

"No, another ancient power has already made a false figurehead for a company with the name Steve. They may accuse us of copying them."

"How about Jeff?"

"It's perfect!"

Just a couple of badass warrior women trying to come up with their corporate mansona.

Doodles

Close-ups

stupid idea became a real

Collection of Rody sketches I don't think I've posted on tumblr yet

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The barbie movie would KILL her

this blog hates donald trump