Im Firmly Of The Belief That Batmans Cape Is Just A Hotspot For Batkids, In The Same Way As If You Touched

Headspace Gang

Will: It's funny, my boyfriend got turned into a plant twice

Clarisse: Hmm, like father like son

Will: *trying not to laugh*

Lester/Apollo: *standing by about to have another mental breakdown*

Love trio XD Chapter 198

me when the plate died

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

They are siblings for me.

⚠️BLOOD, MARRIED IN RED SPOILERS⚠️

The murder twins

POV: They're about to beat the shit out of you

So, I know the fandom (myself very included) love to talk about JLA playing fuck marry kill with Brucie Wayne as an option...but I offer an alternative. Bruce overhears a conversation between Clark, Diana, and Hal.

Clark: No I mean if we're playing, I'd fuck you Diana, obviously it would be a wonderful night--

Diana: and all the way into the morning, obviously

Clark: Obviously. And I'd marry Batman, so sorry Hal, I guess you gotta go.

Hal, outraged: Marry Bats???? Over Me???

Clark: Yeah, hello, have you seen him? No offense and all, but if you get the chance to sleep with wonder woman you kinda have to. And if I marry Batman I get sweet gadgets, nerdy banter, awful coffee, and I get to use the little ears on the cowl as handles while I bend him over the breakfast table every morning.

(plot twist, Clark totally knows Batman's there and this is his extremely weird and roundabout way of flirting)