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art by: @nottabat on twitter
Da Jeong has the entire cast against her
12 yrs old Jason having just been dropped off at Wayne Manor: Do you just take in every orphan you meet off the street?
Bruce: No, you're the first kid I picked up off the street. I picked up my last one at the circus.
Jason: Is that a joke? I canβt tell if thatβs a joke.
Bruce: My son's name is Richard, but he insists on going by Dick.
Jason: And heβsβ¦from the circus?
βpercy keeps that picture of annabeth he had in his binder in his wallet and itβs his fav pic of annabethβ
instead i raise you
βsally found that picture while percy was missing and it now lives framed on the mantle of their apartment for the whole world to see how much that family loves herβ
it makes annabeth choke up everytime she sees it bc all her pictures at her dads (if any) are pushed to the back and hidden behind pictures of his new family while the jacksonβs have always and will continue to embrace her as part of their own
Rodent doodle! ^_^ currently going thru art block rn..
You know shits ab to go down when they hit you wit this look
"justice league doesn't know batman has kids" and by some freak incident, they end up meeting them all at once, after never having one single sneaking suspicion of batman being a family guy.
you've got every batkid + justice league member in the same room, and bruce tries for a total of 6 seconds to diffuse the situation before giving up.
there's bats left right and centre making completely false claims about how their family came to be, just to stir shit. also purposely trying to ruin batman's 'stoic and mean' reputation as best as they can.
jason and steph are telling everyone that they're all bio kids, and bruce does try and correct that one (some of those kids don't even belong to him in a non-bio way!!) but not before tim pipes up and goes 'well actually it depends what you count as biological, he grew me in a lab'.
dick's taking full advantage of the JL's perception of batman being oh so impressionable in the moment, and is telling stories of his childhood + batman raising his younger siblings, making him out to be the softest guy to ever exist (completely on purpose). cass is nodding along next to him, and making sure whenever she adds a comment that she uses the word 'dad' instead of batman just for the extra domestic flare.
babs and jason are explaining how they all consider themselves bats, in a way that would make anyone believe that they're in a cult. bruce is standing amidst it all, an immovable object, with dick's arm on his shoulder, and damian huddled into his side (ALL for dramatic flare. they need the JL to know that he's. just a guy with kids).
I thought about AC and suddenly I got possessed
Thinking about Portal!Ford stumbled across a dimension where their alternate selves are 12 years old/kids.
Coincidentally,he arrived at Glass Shard Beach,New Jersey at night and he saw Lil'Stan standing there, only wearing his signature white with red stripe in the cold night,holding that cursed "Extra Stan,3 dollars or better offer."
I'll get to it if anyone's interested after I finished work lol-
Some space-filling shapeshifting