Please, Take This Cookie🍪

So I watched Helluva Boss a few days ago (months as I post this lol). Full Moon killed me. I love it so much. Like OMG it's so good in the saddest way.

Alright, bullet point time!

The VAs did wonderful! (F*ckin opening number was hilarious.) The animation was on point! Also opposites attract.

Fuck the ex C.H.E.R.U.B.S (except Collin, he was trying his best), them seeing only the Lust-Ring and having a crisis is like the best thing 😂. They ain't ready for the rest of it.

Fizz and Blitz being friends is so sweet. Just yes.

And now the best (saddest) part:

I remember seeing people pick sides about the big argument between Blitz and Stolas.

It sucked to see Blitz tell Stolas that he loves him back, but him not actually meaning it because he thinks it's roleplay. Omg I wasn't ready!

Blitz misunderstanding why Stolas would give him the crystal because he's self-hating just smacked the hell outta me.

I'd like to preface this by saying, I was on Blitz's side the ENTIRE time (even in the present with the most recent episodes/shorts showing how much he actually cares about Stolas). People were pissed at Blitz, which is understandable ( All 2 U goes hard and I had it on repeat for about a month ngl) but I still sided more with Blitz. Like they both suck at communicating;no question.

But I feel like people overlook that their ENTIRE relationship was transactional from Episode 1.

Their friendship as kids happened because of a transaction between their dads. Blitz's dad literally sold him.

The conversation right before Stolas presents the crystal shows Blitz desperate and panicking because he needs the book while also feeling like Stolas is tired of him because that's what everyone told him it sounded like.

And it doesn't help with the class system they have that puts imps at the very bottom.

(Asmodeus (one of the seven sins) and Fizzeroli (a celebrity entertainer) are dating not-so-secretly and people still call Fizz a pet.)

(Striker was talking shit about Stolas being a blue blood and how their kind looks down on everyone and doesn't care about anyone.)

(Everyone calling Blitz impressive because imps don't start their own business which goes with the most recent episode of Millie telling Blitz in a flashback that they were grunt workers and that's what they're good for.)

(Honestly the way everyone talks to imps and the way Stolas talks to anyone who isn't Blitz is pretty rude.) Omg I just remembered the lady that was arguing with Blitz in the waiting room. What a bitch.)

(On a matching note, Stolas calls Blitz his plaything in like episode 6-7 when freaking out the secret agents. Plus in that same episode Blitz's trip vision has him chained and crawling on all fours to Stolas).

So it honestly makes sense why Blitz doesn't believe Stolas' feelings at first, then kinda throws them back in his face. He's self-hating, yes, but society really got imps in the dirt.

@charnellecatastrophe

This was pretty fun💜🍪

I used this template to rank my favorite (and less favorite) fic tropes, and you can too for the low low price of your dignity

•I made some wholesome memes•

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Here's a cookie🍪

Tony: I’m constantly torn between the urge to be sexy and the urge to lie on the floor and cry

Paramount+ and Nickelodeon trying to live-action Monster High...😑...😭

Yep 👍🏾

Exactly

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.