This Made My Fucking Day. I'm Wheezing At These

Feel free to visit my ask box any time hun 🙏🏻

Where THE FUCK are all the tmnt writers with their GODDAMN requests open?! Especially for smut?! PLS I JUST MFKSMDJDJJFHMAJFDBH!

Honestly sounds like my perfect reality lmao

I know it's been an ungodly amount of time since this post, but I just chugged some coffee and have a spare moment, so buckle tf up cause I got an order of poly smut for ye.

Head cannons for my favorite bois (with smut) :3

When you very first got together they had no problem with sharing you

It only became awkward when you wanted to get freaky with them at the same time

They're not technically related but they grew up together and it took a good fair amount of time to figure out how to work around that

One time while they had you spit roasted between them they made awkward eye contact

Donnie proceeded to gasp and shout "step bro, what are you doing to my girl?"

Mood immediately ruined after you and Donnie couldn't stop laughing

Leo left and refused to talk to either of you for two days

After many months they've figured out how to get in the swing of things

After lots of awkward moments and a fair bit of coaching on your end (as well as late night conversations that no one wants to have with their siblings), they've made it to this moment

Started off with you cuddling between them while watching spooky movies

Your head was on Donnie's chest while your legs draped over Leo's

The raunchy, over exaggerated sex scene starts playing

You declare that the noises the girl is making are way too fake

"They're supposed to sound like this"

*moans loudly next to Donnie's ear*

Honestly what were you expecting to happen??

The movie is now turned off, while y'all are turned on 😌

So now you're stark naked in front of them while they stare you down with hungry eyes

They continued letting their gazes roam your body hungrily, each with a hand on one of your knees to keep you from hiding your core from them. Neither of them have taken off a single piece of clothing and your cheeks are burning from embarrassment.

"What are we going to do with you?" Leo asks, and you know he isn't looking for an actual answer from you.

Donnie licks his lips as his gaze stays glued to your core. "She moaned right into my ear, so I think it's only fair that I get a taste of her first."

They make eye contact then and you hold your breath, waiting for the awkward tear away.

Instead, the air grows even heavier with arousal as they seem to reach a wordless agreement. No one knows why or how, but something about the tension and the way your already splayed open for them has them uncaring for the awkward implications for once.

Leo sits next to you, a hand roaming up your thigh before skipping to your chest and massaging it between his thick fingers. His lips press against yours softly, surprising you, but you lean fully into it as his other hand comes to cup your face.

When he pulls back you can see arousal deep within his ocean blue eyes and the look leaves you breathless. Leo then grabs your hips and you gasp, fully expecting him to sit you against his clothed arousal.

Instead, he places you between his legs facing his brother; his thick hands wrapped under your thighs to spread you open.

You know struggling is useless against his strength, but you still find yourself attempting to close your legs to hide your wetness.

"Now now hana. You know there's no point in struggling when we both want you. We wouldn't want to have to punish you now would we?" Leo tisked next to your ear huskily. "Especially not with Donnie eating you up with his eyes like that."

You look up to meet Donnie's heated golden stare. Knowing both of your lovers had such carnal looks on their handsome faces only made you wetter, and you whimpered as the cold air met with the wetness between your legs.

Before you could blink the purple turtle was between your legs, glasses torn from his face and tossed onto the couch next to you. With Leo's hands keeping you spread open he used his to part your folds and inhale your delicious scent before gently licking at your clit.

Your head landed against Leo's shoulder as you gasped at the feeling, but almost immediately you yelped as the turtle between your legs bit your inner thigh.

"Fucking look at me while I'm eating you darling," Donnie demanded, and your eyes opened to meet his commanding stare from between your legs. "Good girl," he crooned and you whimpered as his words fed the flame in your core.

Without wasting another moment he was eating you out like a man starved. You bit your lip to hold back your moans as you kept your eyes locked on his obediently.

When a single thick finger was pressed against your entrance you moaned lewdly. "Careful baby, you don't want the others to hear us do you?" The voice behind you was laced with lust and you could feel the hard length pressing into your back through his jeans. "Any minute now they could finish their workout and turn off that loud music, and then what do you think they would hear, hm?"

Donnie chuckled as he came up for air. "They'd hear our sweet girl begging to be filled like a bitch in heat."

You gasped as he shoved his finger fully inside of you, only further proving their point as your noises increased.

"Fuck hana, you sound so sweet. Make me want to just," your head was pulled to the side as he spoke right against your ear, "bite you and mark you as mine."

The feeling of his teeth against your neck had you cumming unexpectedly against Donnie's face. He slurped up your essence without question before lifting his head and licking his lips. "God I forgot how fucking dirty you are. And you didn't even look away once? I think you deserve a reward," he praised as he stood and shed his pants, cock already out. How had you not heard his belt?

Donnie snatched you from his brother to allow the other to strip as he placed you down against the couch cushions. "Tell me what you want baby," he teased as he kissed your face.

Unable to find any words you simply tilted your head to present the opposite side of your neck to where Leo had bitten you. The taller brother let out a laugh. "You want me to mark you too? Oh darling you really are our dirty girl."

As he dipped his head to run his nostrils against your neck you made eye contact with the now naked man behind him, staring at you with just as much intensity as before. You really needed to figure out what was different this time around because you'd been pent up for months, and now you were whining and desperate for them to ruin you, no matter the consequences.

A deep inhale came from against your neck. "Fuuuck, you smell devine." Donnie growled before sinking his teeth into your skin.

Leo caught your lips with his before a moan could slip through and he swallowed it happily with a churr. After a moment the kiss turned downright sinful, his tongue invading your mouth and coaxing more sounds from deep within your throat.

When he pulled away you whined at the lack of presence only to have a hand cover your mouth. "Shhhh," Leo said, a finger to his lips, and you all grew quiet as you listened.

The music in the background had stopped and footsteps could be heard just outside of the TV room. Oh shit, had they heard you??

The brothers shared a look before grinning and looking back down at you. "How quiet do you think you can stay baby girl?" Donnie asked.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

You prayed to anyone listening that you wouldn't be caught, but you couldn't deny the heat that grew in your lower belly at the thought.

And then they were both on you.

Hello! I just found your blog and may have been scrolling through your posts for about an hour now 😅 I, like you, have a soft spot for both Donnie and Leo, soooooooo, how about some smut with both of them in a poly relationship??

AJDJDKSAKA YES

I'm so sorry but I just saw this, I moved and took extra shifts to be able to pay rent, but now that I'm quarantined I'll try to whip up a one-shot/headcannon list for you. Let me know if you have anything specific you'd like to see! 😊

Genius

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

YO WRITERS

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.

This is beautiful😂😂

Ok so I literally can't breathe I'm laughing so hard just thinking about this. So let's say the turtles and crush are watching a movie when she farts (a silent but deadly) but doesn't say anything, just waits for a reaction. When the Bros smell it who's gonna start pointing fingers at who? (Bonus points if she just blatantly states, "it was me," and their reactions to that) 😂😂😂😂 Thank you so much! You're amazing!

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS JESUS H CHRISTIAN

Leo:

He thinks it’s so childish to fart in the middle of everyone, so he assumes it’s Mikey being Mikey and begins to exercise his gift of holding breath for long intervals. The bros are all chiding each other, saying how unclassy it was to do that in front of a lady. When crush nonchalantly admits it was her, Leo’s eyes almost pop out of his head in shock. While the rest of his brothers are cracking up, Leo kinda gapes, wondering how anyone could have such courage as to… let one loose in public.

Raph: 

He knows it’s her the moment he smells it. He looks over and sees her lips pursed, trying to hold back a smile, and her legs are pressed together unusually tightly. He accuses her right off the bat, waving a hand in front of his nose and announcing to the entire lair, “GEEZ, LAY OFF THE BEANS, Y/N.” She gasps in mock horror, before saying casually, “Well, compared to your farts, mine smell like roses.” His brothers proceed to catch their wounded brother from the fatal burn that was dealt to him.

Donnie:

Like Raph, Donnie knew the moment she cut the cheese that she was the culprit (her supposedly ‘silent but deadly’ had lacked silence but was still very much fatal). She’s very sheepish when his brothers begin turning to her in suspicion. Mikey leans forward, sniffing between Donnie and his crush, who are sitting next to each other. “Alright, which one of you dropped the booty bomb.” Her entire face goes red, until Donnie comes to the rescue. “Uh… that was me guys. Sorry.” She gives him the most grateful look while his brothers relentlessly tease him.

Mikey:

“Oh, so we’re at THAT level of our relationship, huh?” Mikey smirks when his crush laughs uncontrollably after farting. He takes that as a signal that they’re comfortable enough to begin letting their gross sides show. They’re gross little children, so from that point forward they start a competition of who can catch the other completely off-guard with a silent passing of wind. “Y /N, can you hand me the… OHHHHH! That was a quality one. I didn’t see that coming. That’ll make a lovely topping to my anchovy pizza, thank you.”

Headcannon that the first time you bring a stack of paper to the lair you realize they don't have a Shredder😂😂

Marry: Leo, Cuddle: Mikey, Fuck: Donnie, and Kiss: Raph 💖💖

You guys know that game Kiss Marry Fuck?

Well now I introduce Kiss, Marry, Fuck, and Cuddle!

Reply with your preferences! :D

For me, it’s:

Cuddle: Leo; Kiss: Donnie; Fuck: Raph; Marry: Mikey~

This is adorable and shone some light into my dark, sad life. Thank you for this😍😍😭😭💖💖

How would Leo act like a gentleman to his crush or s/o? Like little situations or behaviors for my boy in blue. Please and thank you 💗💗

((A/N) If you want more (like fluffy stuff - holding hands, how he’d cheer you up etc) please just ask. Leo is my second favorite and I would LOVE to write more)

- he would hold any door open for you

- he’d give you 294285 compliments every single day. From the way you look, to how he loves that shirt on you, to telling you what a beautiful soul you are

- he’d be comforting whenever you feel sad

- he’d rub your back and tell you that everything will be fine

- he would ALWAYS put you first

- he’d share his favorite tea or food with you

- he’d protect you from whatever

- let’s say you’re afraid of spiders, he’d make sure there wouldn’t be a single one in the house / room / apartment / lair.

- he’d constantly ask you if you’re okay and if not he’d try to make it better

- he’d get some pads / tampons for you when you’re on your period

- he’d cook for you after a long day

- and he made your favorite dish

- Leo would know when you needed privacy and would leave you alone for as long as you needed

- no looking at you when you were changing clothes (when you first started dating, now he does it from time to time)

- always speaks up if anyone makes fun of you

- especially if any of his brothers are giving you a hard time

- in bed, he would always ask if you’re okay and if not he would immediately stop

- he’d always ask before trying something new (like bondage for example)

- if you were okay with it, he’d take is as slow as he could, to not hurt you

- speaking of, he would NEVER hurt you

- he’d treat you like a princess and would read every wish from your lips

- he can read your mind like no other and when you frowned he would want to know what happened

- if you need a cuddle, he’s there. if you need a make out session, he will be there immediately

- he’d buy you little gifts

- like chocolate, flowers or just give you love letters and poems that he wrote

- he loved writing poems about you

- and would read them to you as soon as he was done

- he’s never been one to show off his private life but with you it was different. his brothers needed to see how happy you make him

- whenever you send or show him a selfie, he’d immediately put it as his lock screen

- also he’d tell you how beautiful it is (and he truly means it)

Kinda thinking about posting pics and descriptions of my four OC's. What does everyone think about it? I'm just worried people won't like them much but I've been building up and changing all four characters since I was six so...😆😆😬