Just Trying To Do My Bestpacito Here

Me: okay, so do we like girls?

My sexuality: uuuuuuuuuhhh yeah probably maybe probably kinda maybe

Me: do we like guys?

My sexuality: sbbsvsnakshsnsb uummmmm no I don’t think so but maybe but look but babsbsbajdjsje

Me: um, then do we like non-binary people?

My sexuality: Uuuuhhhhh yeah probably maybe but uuuhh maybe probably maybe maybe

Me: do we even want any romantic relationships????

My sexuality: uuuuuuuhhhm maybe maybe not uugshsnakkwa probably but not but yeah but hsbsbqnskkdosksn

Me: well do you know if we want any sexual relationships?

My sexuality: weeellllll uuuhhhh yeahhh but definitely not but probably maybe but no but anbsbsnkaka

Me: fantastic, thank you you have been absolutely useless

carmina burana/o fortuna by carl orff lmaooooonsjsjsjsjsjsjss

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

a saga:

Me whenever i start a new TV Show or Book

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

Masha The Hero

Okay so when they gonna meet. 

Sorry?

….

Eh?

This is how I’m grieving